#1
Does anybody here have any tips for making my junk larger?

Preferably home remedies and whatnot. You're the pit so I figure you might have some advice or sarcastic remarks to make me laugh atleast.
#8
Apply a thin film of a concentrated alcohol solution (must be isopropyl alcohol) to the urethra every night. Let sit for at least 15 minutes to cool.
#11
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#12
dude just accept you junk the way it is, and work with what youve got.

or this
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Apply a thin film of a concentrated alcohol solution (must be isopropyl alcohol) to the urethra every night. Let sit for at least 15 minutes to cool.
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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#13
Climb the highest tree in your neighborhood. When you get to the top, tie your penis to the tallest branch. Make sure the knot is secure on both your penis AND the tree branch or else this whole thing will backfire and you will end up with a micro-penis.

Once everything is secure, jump off of the tree. You will have the world's largest penis. Believe me, I know this works. I am a professional penis enlarger specialist and I do this procedure to unendowed patients all of the time.


Make sure you film all of this, of course. And then apply the thin film of isopropyl alcohol to your urethra as RU Experienced suggested.
#16
(Sorry for double post) But does the one RU suggested actually work? I can't tell sometimes.
#18
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(Sorry for double post) But does the one RU suggested actually work? I can't tell sometimes.

Yes it does, we had a guest speaker come into my sex education classroom to make sure we didn't harm ourselves trying anything stupid. It's 100% safe and true. Let me know how it goes
#19
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Yeah, it does. Trust me. Loads of people have done it before.

seriously? now every guy in the pit is going to look like an idiot wondering if this works
lol
seriously, tho, sounds like it would burn and freeze at the same time
#22
improve your diet and general health during puberty, after that you're screwed
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That's almost poetry.
#25
If anyone is dumb enough to put rubbing alcohol in their urethra they deserve a penis so small it cannot enter a vagina to procreate..

DO NOT PUT RUBBING ALCOHOL IN YOUR URETHRA TS.
#26
Quote by Boss61607
seriously? now every guy in the pit is going to look like an idiot wondering if this works
lol
seriously, tho, sounds like it would burn and freeze at the same time



It tingles just a bit, and you might feel a bit of a pinch as your penis elongates, but frankly, I found the whole experience arousing. And with my new and improved member, so did my girlfriend. Actually, I got my girlfriend as a direct result of doing this. You should try it too. Get it on film, though, so that all the other pit monkeys will know it is safe and fool proof.
#28
i hope it hasnt already been said, but i dont want to read though pages of directions on how to indert your old fella into a vacuume, but "its not hos big it is, its how you use it"
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#30
TS why in the hell would you want to? I mean unless you have micro-penis, it's really not gonna matter that much. You're in the pit, asking about THIS, you're not gonna get laid anyway.
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#31
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If anyone is dumb enough to put rubbing alcohol in their urethra they deserve a penis so small it cannot enter a vagina to procreate..

DO NOT PUT RUBBING ALCOHOL IN YOUR URETHRA TS.


Don't listen to this man. He's never tried it, he knows not the power of rubbing alcohol.

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#32
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If anyone is dumb enough to put rubbing alcohol in their urethra they deserve a penis so small it cannot enter a vagina to procreate..

DO NOT PUT RUBBING ALCOHOL IN YOUR URETHRA TS.
I can't believe there's people like this that are so insecure about themselves that they are trying to keep others from enhancing their own sex lives. Grow up.
#33
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Dude, surgery
3 inches are INSIDE of you, according to MANswers


Now this is actually true, but I don't advise it because I saw a video/documentary or something where they said this but that it isn't a smart thing to do.
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