#1
Ever checked a girl out...

and all of a sudden your phone starts ringing and distracts and when you look
at the screen its your gf?
I bet Charlie Brown's teacher's name was Mrs.Hammett
#2
No. But I guess the possibility of that happening is pretty slim, considering I'm single.
#6
Quote by LordBishek
No, because my girlfriend doesn't talk and her last name ends in .jpg

The 1940's called. They want their joke back.

#7
Indeed. It also happens when I'm watching porn. Or when I'm letting my dog give me a blow job.
#8
Quote by Spamwise
The 1940's called. They want their joke back.



I wish so hard it was a joke.

So very, very hard.

#9
Quote by horloko
Indeed. It also happens when I'm watching porn. Or when I'm letting my dog give me a blow job.


!!!
It was a graveyard smash.
#10
Yeah it's happened to me before, it's a rather odd expeireince
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#11
Quote by LordBishek
I wish so hard it was a joke.

So very, very hard.


lol "hard"

..me too.
#12
My girlfriend could always read my mind.

Or you know when you are going to say something and you start to speak, but then you think about what you are about to say and decide that it is a bad idea and so you stop? Sometimes I wouldn't even get a word out before I decided to stop and she would ALWAYS know exactly what I was going to say.
#14
No my girlfriend is beautiful enough that I don't have to check out other women.
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#15
Quote by LordBishek
No, because my girlfriend doesn't talk and her last name ends in .jpg

Yeah, I used to see a girl with the same name but after we broke up I met this one girl .avi and she is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
#16
Quote by RU Experienced?
Yeah, I used to see a girl with the same name but after we broke up I met this one girl .avi and she is the best thing that's ever happened to me.


She's a slag man, I had her too.
#17
Quote by guitar_freak333
No my girlfriend is beautiful enough that I don't have to check out other women.



Aw thats cute...


Was she breathing down your neck when you typed that?
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I hate seeing cute girls topless and what not, it just feels wrong.
#19
Quote by Minkaro
They had .jpgs in the 1940s?


Obviously fool, how come we can see pictures from the 1940's on the internet?
#20
Quote by Minkaro
They had .jpgs in the 1940s?

Errr....

of couse

<_<

>_>



Obviously fool, how come we can see pictures from the 1940's on the internet?

#23
Quote by LordBishek
Don't lie, Seryaph, you haven't got a gf >_>



Whatever, you don't ****ing know!

Her name, smartass, happens to be Righ Thand. She is warm and wraps herself nicely around myself . . .er . . . me.


>_>

<_<


#25
Quote by Spamwise
The 1940's called. They want their joke back.



they didnt have /jpg's in the 40's.

yes i know its a joke
i like busting balls =]
#26
Quote by Seryaph
Whatever, you don't ****ing know!

Her name, smartass, happens to be Righ Thand. She is warm and wraps herself nicely around myself . . .er . . . me.


>_>

<_<




Join my sad and lonely little club
#27
Quote by geek_core
they didnt have /jpg's in the 40's.

yes i know its a joke
i like busting balls =]


Too late.


Never mind, next time will be your time to shine.
#28
Quote by LordBishek
Too late.


Never mind, next time will be your time to shine.


looking forward to it =D
however my balls are quite miniscule.
so your ball busting aim should be close to perfect
#29
Quote by guitar_freak333
No my girlfriend is beautiful enough that I don't have to check out other women.


#30
Quote by MeltingWaxFace


Christina Aguilera is over-pretty.
she looks like a moulded piece of plastic, made to be perfect.
although it gets me off, its kind of gay
#32
Quote by Seryaph
My girlfriend could always read my mind.

Or you know when you are going to say something and you start to speak, but then you think about what you are about to say and decide that it is a bad idea and so you stop? Sometimes I wouldn't even get a word out before I decided to stop and she would ALWAYS know exactly what I was going to say.


Yep. Exactly.
Or we'll have the same reaction to something, say the same things, finish each other's sentences.

Really lame shit like that.
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#33
Quote by guitar_freak333
No my girlfriend is beautiful enough that I don't have to check out other women.


That stage wears off after a while. It's nothing wrong to be physically attracted to girls other than your gf, it's just wrong to act on it in any sense.
HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYSSSS
#35
Quote by kyurah
That stage wears off after a while. It's nothing wrong to be physically attracted to girls other than your gf, it's just wrong to act on it in any sense.


It's alright to build up your appetite outside as long as you go home for dinner.
#36
Quote by jpgilbert701
Aw thats cute...


Was she breathing down your neck when you typed that?

I hate to use it, but you deserve a big fat WORD UP.

the women I know generally try to tell me what they think I will say/do because "I know you better than you know yourself lol." Yeah, I always wonder if they saw it coming when I stopped returning their calls.
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#37
Quote by Washburnd Fretz
Ever checked a girl out...

and all of a sudden your phone starts ringing and distracts and when you look
at the screen its your gf?

god that always happens
its they know o.o
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#38
Quote by LordBishek
Join my sad and lonely little club

What are the words "sad" and "lonely" you talk about, good Sir?
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.