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#3
2. Sex

/thread
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Quote by Kensai
Just don't do it in las vegas, new york or miami. Their CSI teams will find you and hunt you down without mercy.
#6
2. sex
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#9
2. Sex.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#11
This thread is invalid.

The array of usage for condoms can be inexhaustible since one can do absolutely everything with condoms. The question is what the condom's real utility. And that has been answered.

Good day!

/thread?
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#14
5. Those phone sock thingies... My ex did it once.
My Gear
Guitars
Cort VX-2V
Basses
Stagg BC300
Amps
Marshall JCM900 4100 DR
Marshall 1965A
Hartke HA3500 Combo
#19
8. Birthday balloon
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#20
9. one of those wind direction thingo's......if you put a hole in the end of it and tie it up some where

EDIT: a wind sock
#21
9. Put on peoples heads for the fun of it ;o
And put on those people who seem to think they can end a thread by typing "/thread"
Fender Special Edition Custom Telecaster FMT HH in Crimson Red
Reverend Sensei HB FM in Tobacco Burst
Fender Vintage C Neck, HH, Surf Green Nitrocellulose (Handmade)

Egnater Rebel-30 MKI Head
Egnater Tourmaster Series 412B 280W 4x12 Cabinet
#22
9. Parachute for spiders
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#28
Quote by ~Moby Dick~
10. sticking toy cars up your butt

'Ee's a little car!'

#11. A rubbery helmet to put on friends faces when passed out.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#30
To blow up to maximum capacity put a soggy banana inside and throw round the room till it explodes, exploding banana with it.
My Gear:

Washburn 6 String Bantam Series

Fender Mexican P-Bass

Farida Stratocaster

Peavey TNT115S
#33
13. smuggling penises.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#34
2.1. Fornication
Quote by Mutant Corn
I think that was the point...those are the most popular body styles, and TS wants to know which one UG thinks is coolest.zAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

edit: my cat walked across my keyboard
#35
Quote by BloodMoon666
This thread is invalid.

The array of usage for condoms can be inexhaustible since one can do absolutely everything with condoms. The question is what the condom's real utility. And that has been answered.

Good day!

/thread?


Wow. You're a natural!
#37
14. To put on fingerless gloves.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#39
Use the condom as a milk dispenser. Fill with milk and put in fridge. When milk is needed, for say cereal or tea, you squeeze some out of the condom, tie it back up and put it back in the fridge when done.
RULE BRITANNIA
#40
3. Secx.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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