#1
...What would it be?

I for one, wish there was a 50 something year old pit mod named Anne with a husky voice who looked something like this:




She would be the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas etc.. etc.. and would be feared by all those who call themselves Pit Monkeys, yet she would be charming at the same time.

She would take time out of her busy schedule as a Columnist in the Sunday Times to rule this place before heading off to the stables to feed her horses and mourn her dead husband.

So, if you could change one thing about UG, what would it be?
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#2
Femme Fatale. ...Kill the trolls/spammers.
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#3
The one thing would be if all the mods/admins were members and if all the members would be mods/admins.

Nice!
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#4
...we already have Carmel.
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#6
I'd nuke all the idiots/insensitive assholes. Granted there wouldn't be many left but eh.
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#7
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...we already have Carmel.

Yes, and Carmel is awesome.


But imagine Carmel and Anne working together, it'd be awesome.
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#8
The Pit would be called "SOADisdabest's Temple" and every time I post in a thread people would have to praise me or they will be banned. And I'd allow pornography to be posted.
#9
Less arse-licking of certain members that for reasons totally unknown to me get mentioned every other thread.

It's not as bad as some places though.

If I could change one thing, maybe I would like to recieve some bacon every time I push the Post Reply button.
#10
Actually I'd really like it if UG loosened the reins on regulating porn.


/shame
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#11
Quote by Jackolas
Less arse-licking of certain members that for reasons totally unknown to me get mentioned every other thread.

It's not as bad as some places though.

If I could change one thing, maybe I would like to recieve some bacon every time I push the Post Reply button.

Now this man is thinking outside of the box.



Bacon is awesome.
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#12
I'd make it so you have to pass an IQ test before you are allowed to make an account.
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#13
I'd get rid of stupid and/or hard to read fonts.
Sig space available, give me some praise
#14


Official avatar of everything.
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#15
you guys who are for the pr0n realize that if that were the case, the pit would be no different than *chan. The pit would be nothing but an occasional worthy thread with a cluster**** of threads that say nothing but "MOAR" and "SAUCE?"
#17
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You know I was never gonna disappoint!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#18
I'd like it to be a record label that wanted to sign my band. Yeah, fame.
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#19
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Less arse-licking of certain members that for reasons totally unknown to me get mentioned every other thread.

this
#21
I'd get rid of the pit.
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#24
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I'd get rid of the pit.

wht??????!?!/1?!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?!? .....how could u?...
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#25
I would have made ug have it's own arsenal of well trained suicide-bombing squirrels who would have been sent after whoever is spamming and shit... And cake for every epic win...
#26
If would get rid of UG Classic style.... Black style is the best.

Its true what they say... Once you go black, you never go back....

>_>

<_<
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#27
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I would have made ug have it's own arsenal of well trained suicide-bombing squirrels who would have been sent after whoever is spamming and shit... And cake for every epic win...

I'd make that phrase a bannable offence.
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#28
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I'd make that phrase a bannable offence.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

It is the most mindless shit ever uttered.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
id ban all the mods!!!!!

(but thats why im not in any position of power here)
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2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#33
I'd give everyone unique avatars so I wouldn't get people confused and there wouldn't be a bunch of avatar-less nubs running around.

And I'd ban Kensai. Ha.
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#34
Quote by Guitardude19
If would get rid of UG Classic style.... Black style is the best.

Its true what they say... Once you go black, you never go back....

>_>

<_<

hey i like classic!!!!

id also give everyone unique avatars, i hate those stupid indiana jones avatars that everyone has. and Joker avatars would be punishable by death!
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#35
Quote by Fuzzbox91
hey i like classic!!!!

id also give everyone unique avatars, i hate those stupid indiana jones avatars that everyone has. and Joker avatars would be punishable by death!

Indiana Jones?


It's called Road to Perdition, it was Nick Grundy's avatar.
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#36
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Indiana Jones?


It's called Road to Perdition, it was Nick Grundy's avatar.

i always thought it was shea leuoauebouaueoeeuoffe (i think i spelled his name right) in an indiana jones hat for some retarded ass photoshoot or something. ive never seen road to perdition, ive always wanted to but i never got around to it.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#37
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I would make it give me £1 every time I make an irrelevant post.


Well thats -£1.

Not a very good start to that one.
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