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So there are rules in life that aren't really set in stone but generally recognised by most people, but a few people aren't familiar with them. they could be about anything and everything

For example:
-Drinking
-Smoking
-Guitaring
-Bathroom etiquette

Discuss

Edit: but not limited to the examples ^^
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Last edited by nativerocker at Nov 6, 2008,
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UNWRITTEN. Kthxbai.
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Urinal ettiquette: If there's 5 urinals, never use the second from the left or the second from the right. It's gay.
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#6
I've always seen betrayel being the most unforgivable thing.

For reasons we've all probably experienced :P
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-Don't get them wet.
-Never feed them after midnight.



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#8
Ask before playing, ask before tuning.

Make damn sure there are no seeds, and after you hit it, pass it to the left.

Wash your damn hands after you piss.
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-Don't get them wet.
-Never feed them after midnight.


I've always wondered when that rule wears off, because it's always after midnight.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#10
Always leave one urinal between you and the next guy.
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#11
It's a well known fact that using a urinal next to another man when you don't absolutely need to means you want to have sex with him.
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#15
Most important of all:
NEVER write down unwritten rules
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It's a well known fact that using a urinal next to another man when you don't absolutely need to means you want to have sex with him.


Lol i do that to make people feel uncomfortable.

Perhaps i am gay
#18
If you are drunk and do something shameful and you don't remember it, it did not happen. No matter what people say.

If there are more people than chairs in a room the rule 'off your feet lose your seat' applies.

If you get on a bus/train/tram/whatever and theres one person on it, find the seat the FURTHEST you possibly can away from them- under no circumstances do you sit next to them (unless you know them of course)
Well whad'ya know, it's a female on UG. D:


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#19
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Lol i do that to make people feel uncomfortable.

Perhaps i am gay


You just wanna take a quick peek at their dong don't ya?
#20
Quote by bassdrum
Ask before playing, ask before tuning.

Make damn sure there are no seeds, and after you hit it, pass it to the left.

Wash your damn hands after you piss.

Some more, glass is hit & pass, anything in paper puff puff pass.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
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Lol i do that to make people feel uncomfortable.

Perhaps i am gay

I dispise when people do that. I immediately stop pissing scowl at them and walk out.
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Never take chocolate away from a woman on her period.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
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I dispise when people do that. I immediately stop pissing scowl at them and walk out.


Thats what makes it satisfying.
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an unwritten rule that most guys will agree with me here.

Its never ok to punch/kick/head-but another man in the balls unless its with a group of friends and everybody is really dry drunk at the time.
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Never take chocolate away from Never approach a woman on her period.

Fixed

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
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Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Never take chocolate away from a woman on her period.


Another rule:
It's never a woman's fault, it's always the fault of her period.


PICK ONE, BITCHES!
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#27
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Never take chocolate away from a woman on her period.

I would take your chocolate and throw you a carrot and walk out.
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#28
Don't be a ****ing douche who gropes his girlfriend in public. WAIT TILL YOU GET HOME. **** sake. Yes yes, everyone knows that you are very much in love, but that doesn't mean you need to start mutually masturbating in public, or even making out.
If you wait till you get home it'll be much more passionate because you denied yourself for a few hours.
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an unwritten rule that most guys will agree with me here.

Its never ok to punch/kick/head-but another man in the balls unless its with a group of friends and everybody is really dry drunk at the time.




I would PAY to see that.
#30
in the cinema always sit at least 2 seats away from anyone you aren't with
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
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I would PAY to see that.


as would i.
93% of teenagers listen to rap music,if you are part of the 7% who listen to good music, put this in your siggy
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Don't be a ****ing douche who gropes his girlfriend in public. WAIT TILL YOU GET HOME. **** sake. Yes yes, everyone knows that you are very much in love, but that doesn't mean you need to start mutually masturbating in public, or even making out.
If you wait till you get home it'll be much more passionate because you denied yourself for a few hours.

Hear, hear.
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I always think it's lame when girls hit guys in the groin..They don't understand it's just not something you do, and how you shouldn't wish that sort of pain on another person
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Quote by Greenie_777
Lol i do that to make people feel uncomfortable.

Perhaps i am gay


Never gawk at the cock.
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Never gawk at the cock.



lmao...that sir, is great
93% of teenagers listen to rap music,if you are part of the 7% who listen to good music, put this in your siggy
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Quote by Don't Panic Ok?
Fixed

O__O I don't see why. Might just be me but I only snap at people as much as I usually might when on my period.... the results are just worse

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Another rule:
It's never a woman's fault, it's always the fault of her period.

PICK ONE, BITCHES!

*disagrees*

I, for one, have never used that excuse. I don't remember doing so anyway.

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I would take your chocolate and throw you a carrot and walk out.

.....good luck with that.

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If by 'carrot', you mean, 'what's left of your genitalia', then yes.

This.
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    #38
    Smoking.
    If you are a non smoker, don't be so casual about asking for a cigarette, the reason smokers do it like that is because you will get one back from them. What are you going to repay me with? It better be a blowjob.
    Also, if you are going to get a cigarette because you "only smoke when you are drunk" actually smoke the ****ing thing ie. INHALE. How would you feel if I asked you to buy me a beer and then just took mouthfuls and spat them on the floor without swallowing?
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    Quote by Ur all $h1t

    actually smoke the ****ing thing ie. INHALE. How would you feel if I asked you to buy me a beer and then just took mouthfuls and spat them on the floor without swallowing?


    Ed Byrne much?
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