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#1
You find a flask.

>>(insert command here)
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#2
>> Examine it
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#5
You have concluded that it is the antidote for the plague
>>Sell to highest bidder or Give away for free?
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#6
Quote by Wulphy
You find a flask.

>>(insert command here)


>>Sell empty flask to Shiriel in Ab'Dendriel.
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#7
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
>>Fill the flask with toxic goo from the nearby carcass of a cave worm.


>>The flask melts in your hand, releasing the toxic goo onto your skin. It releases a toxic virus that eats through your flesh, painfully killing you.

GAME OVER

RESTART?

YES NO

>>You encounter a suspicious monk.
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#8
>>>sell it, but the person you sell it to hacks yuo and steals all your stuff and sends you to lvl -999999999.
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#9
>>drink toxic goo?
i dont know what the **** you are talking about
incubus rocks my world
#10
Quote by Wulphy
>>You encounter a suspicious monk.


>> Ask him: Why so suspicious?
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#11
Quote by CFH82
>>Sell empty flask to Shiriel in Ab'Dendriel.


>>You collect 5 gold peices.

>>You are in a desert with no water because you sold the ****ing flask.
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#12
Quote by Wulphy
>>The flask melts in your hand, releasing the toxic goo onto your skin. It releases a toxic virus that eats through your flesh, painfully killing you.

GAME OVER

RESTART?

YES NO

>>You encounter a suspicious monk.



>>Ask the monk for sexual favors in exchange for a Magic Plate Armor.
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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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#13
Quote by Kensai
>> Ask him: Why so serious?


>>He replies "Because my father molested me so badly when I was a child, I am now emotionally crippled." The monk then cuts his own throat, leaving you free to loot his body.

>>You collect robes, a knife, and 10 gold peices.
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#14
Quote by Wulphy
>>You collect 5 gold peices.

>>You are in a desert with no water because you sold the ****ing flask.


>>Walk north to Darashia and kill hyenas for meat.
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#17
Quote by Wulphy
>>He replies "Because my father molested me so badly when I was a child, I am now emotionally crippled." The monk then cuts his own throat, leaving you free to loot his body.

>>You collect robes, a knife, and 10 gold peices.


>> Put on robe. And wizardhat.
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#18
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
>> Cast Exura to heal some hit points lost by a pk


! Exura Vita would be a better choice if you have it.
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#20
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#21
Quote by CFH82
>>Ask the monk for sexual favors in exchange for a Magic Plate Armor.


>>He refuses, insisting that he is actually a peice of bread, and the last time he accepted sexual favors was in Union Jake's living room. He mounts his camel and rides away, leaving you with a sense of disppointment.

>>You are at the entrance of a cave.
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#22
Quote by CFH82
! Exura Vita would be a better choice if you have it.


My character is a knight though. (non promo without exana mort)
#23
>go to the local tavern kill everyone there and drink all the ale
grok it.

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#25
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
My character is a knight though. (non promo without exana mort)


Ah, I see. My main is a druid, haven't played my knight in ages. Actually, now that I think about it, I haven't been on in forever.
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#26
Quote by Kensai
>> Put on robe. And wizardhat.


>>You are mistaken by nearby women as a male prostitute, and upon hearing that you are not in fact a prosititute, you are brutally beaten to death.

GAME OVER

RESTART?

YES NO

>>You are by a river, next to a boat.
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#29
>>A wizard appears and informs you all that you all have individual adventures.

>>The wizard disappears.
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#30
Quote by Wulphy
>>You are mistaken by nearby women as a male prostitute, and upon hearing that you are not in fact a prosititute, you are brutally beaten to death.

GAME OVER

RESTART?

YES NO

>>You are by a river, next to a boat.


What the hell man I had a knife and they were women
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#31
Quote by metaldud536
>>Have sex with boat?


>>The boat purrs and asks to marry you. You marry her, and you obtain a large dowry.

>>You obtain 1000 gold peices.
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#32
Quote by Kensai
What the hell man I had a knife and they were women


>>We regretfully inform you that the women were, infact, men.
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#34
Quote by Wulphy
>>The boat purrs and asks to marry you. You marry her, and you obtain a large dowry.

>>You obtain 1000 gold peices.



>>Spend the 1000 gp on various runes and go out hunting.
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#35
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
You say >>Get the flask


>>You get the flask.

>>A genie comes out of the flask and grants you three wishes.
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#37
Quote by CFH82
>>Spend the 1000 gp on various runes and go out hunting.


>>You kill a bear, three pigs, and a deer.

>>Upon hearing this, the PETA members of the nearest town set off to kill you.
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#38
guys its simple.

you just say >>get ye flask.

but you cant get ye flask. and since your only other options are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS you pretty much just throw your computer out the window.
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#39
Quote by Wulphy
>>You get the flask.

>>A genie comes out of the flask and grants you three wishes.



>>I wants: A hooker, a dead hooker, and a half dead hooker.

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guys its simple.

you just say >>get ye flask.

but you cant get ye flask. and since your only other options are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS you pretty much just throw your computer out the window.



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#40
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
>>I wants: A hooker, a dead hooker, and a half dead hooker.


>>You recieve a hooker, a dead hooker, and a half dead hooker.

>>The genie disappears with a faint smile, and you get the feeling that he saw this coming.
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