#1
im doing a descriptive essay on my guitar. what should i use


except my guitar
Gear:
Morpheus Droptune
Ibanez Weeping Demon
Bugera 333xl 212
SCHECTER JEFF LOOMIS C7 FR
#4
How I Finger a Minor Without Repercussions.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#7
Faggoat.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#9
i was thinking shreddinator............................................ i know i suck
Gear:
Morpheus Droptune
Ibanez Weeping Demon
Bugera 333xl 212
SCHECTER JEFF LOOMIS C7 FR
#10
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
"My long wood."


Perfect. This has my vote.
Gear:
American Standard Stratocaster
Fender Blues Junior
Vox Wah
#11
she screams she wails she cries......when i finger her....

or like
LongWood My Hand's Bestfriend
#12
My guitar - The thing that makes up for my small penis.
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#14
Quote by Just Andrew
How I Finger a Minor Without Repercussions.



this.
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
#16
Quote by Just Andrew
How I Finger a Minor Without Repercussions.

haha that made me chuckle
Guitars:
'13 MIM Fender Strat - '05 Epi G-400
Amps:
Fender HRD - VHT Special 6 Ultra -
Jet City JCA20H - Mesa Rectifier 2x12
Pedulz:
Slash Wah - OCD v1.7 - Red Llama MKII -
Big Muff Pi - Carbon Copy - Phase 90 - Ditto Looper
#18
Wait, InvaderTSN's wins, I think.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#19
Quote by Just Andrew
How I Finger a Minor Without Repercussions.


youve been waiting to use this one for a while havent you
but i agree that should be the title
Gear:
Gibson Explorer, Wine red Natural finish
Hughes and Kettner Vortex Black series, Half stack
Peavey Stereo Chorus 400
Electro-Harmonix Metal Muff
#20
Quote by Just Andrew
How I Finger a Minor Without Repercussions.


“It's all fun and games, until someone looses an eye...than it's fun and games you can't see anymore.”-James Hetfield
#21
Serious answer here, did you name your guitar? For example, instead of "my guitar" use your guitar's name, e.g. "Perez Hilton" maybe with a short descprition. e.g. "Perez Hilton- my baby".

Otherwise, vote goes for

Quote by InvaderTSN
How I Compensate for My Inadequate Genitalia with My Musical Instrument