#1
Probabley going to some sexual stuff but w/e...

What are some of the best feelings and worst feelings in the world?

Ex: Best - Telling someone you told them so
Seeing someone you've missed and haven't seen in a long time

Worst - Walking around with wet shoes and socks
Eating hot pizza and burning the roof of your mouth so that you have that numb sort of feeling and that loose piece of flesh hanging down...
#2
Best feeling - maybe that one of belonging?

Worst - the one you get when you find out you missed out on something due to fear. Regret, I guess?
#4
best taking a dump


worst my cd turned on megadeth (wake up dead ironically) when i was taking a dump (its 3am). i had to chop off half a turd with my ass cheeks and run to the stereo
#5
Best - Taking a huge dump that you've been holding in for hours on end. One of the ones that try to to force itself out when it wants but your not near a bathroom so you have to wait and wait and wait before you can finally let it free.

Worst - Waiting for something you know is going to be bad to happen.
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#6
best: taking a really nice dump; sex

Worst: being in love with someone who doesn't love you anymore
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#7
dude, walking around with wet shoes and socks is awsome, what are you on?

its fun, *squish, squish*

#8
Best: I also think taking a nice huge dump in the morning is the best

Worst: Taking a dump when it feels like you're shitting fire and you can barely wipe your ass because it hurts so much
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#9
another best one is going up to someone who's wearing a pink floyd shirt (with the prism thing on it, dark side of the rainbow), asking her "oh do you like pink floyd?" and then she goes "who's he?"

Then you smile, because you know you're better than she is.
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another best one is going up to someone who's wearing a pink floyd shirt (with the prism thing on it, dark side of the rainbow), asking her "oh do you like pink floyd?" and then she goes "who's he?"

Then you smile, because you know you're better than she is.

I LOVE DOING THAT!

I wear Pink Floyd shirts all the time, and people try to do that to me, but, im better then them, so i say "Goodbye Blue Sky" and there like "LOL WUTS THAT? U DONT EVEN KNOW PINK FLOYD! n00b!!" Then they run away laughing at me...

But, i know, i know they feel the pain of my victory...

FEEL IT!!!!
#12
Best: Taking a piss and a dump at the same time when both have been held in for ages

Worst: Diarrhea in public
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#13
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Weed and fellatio

Diarrhea and fellatio (blumpkin)


even worse: diarrhea and anal. (she's the one with diahrrea)
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#14
Best Feeling: Falling in love
Worst Feeling: Falling back out again
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I LOVE DOING THAT!

I wear Pink Floyd shirts all the time, and people try to do that to me, but, im better then them, so i say "Goodbye Blue Sky" and there like "LOL WUTS THAT? U DONT EVEN KNOW PINK FLOYD! n00b!!" Then they run away laughing at me...

But, i know, i know they feel the pain of my victory...

FEEL IT!!!!

haha well it was your avatar that remidned me of it. I actually did that just today,
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#16
BEST:When you posses something with no flaws,scratches,marks,etc.

WORST:When you are wearing pants that's bottoms stay above your ankles...

OR:

When your boxers creep up and are eventually at your stomach.
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#17
Best: -fresh, well made cheesecake.
-buying something you've worked hard/waited a long time for
-studying your ass off, and then ace-ing a tough exam

Worst: -completely flunking an exam you studied your ass off for
-knowing that a dream will only stay a dream
-disappointment in general
-soggy lucky charms
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haha well it was your avatar that remidned me of it. I actually did that just today,

yeah

Hey, your xbox thing wouldnt happen to be a changed up version of the Nirvana song Moist Vagina, would it?
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Best: Nirvana... I assume. The state of mind, not the band.

Worst: Catching a flying chuck of red hot burning shrapnel with your lower abdomen... I assume.
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i usually just pick out everything but the "marshmallows" and let those dissolve in the milk. Then i drink the milk. It's delicious

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yeah

Hey, your xbox thing wouldnt happen to be a changed up version of the Nirvana song Moist Vagina, would it?


haha yeah. i used to be obsessed with them.

it grosses out all the 12 year olds that kick my ass in halo 3.
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#21
Best: that funny feeling you get in your chest when talking to someone you really like.

Worst: when you pick up a chihuahua and it craps on you out of fear xD
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I LOVE DOING THAT!

I wear Pink Floyd shirts all the time, and people try to do that to me, but, im better then them, so i say "Goodbye Blue Sky" and there like "LOL WUTS THAT? U DONT EVEN KNOW PINK FLOYD! n00b!!" Then they run away laughing at me...

But, i know, i know they feel the pain of my victory...

FEEL IT!!!!


I always wear my Pink Floyd shirt and no one ever comes up to me, usually some old guy might walk up to me and be like, "I saw them in concert!" Then I proceed to say how jealous I am
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#23
best: smoking a cigarrette under the back porch in a thunder storm

worst: carpet burn
#24
Best: Being around that person you like.

Worst: Getting rejected by that person.
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Quote by humperdunk
another best one is going up to someone who's wearing a pink floyd shirt (with the prism thing on it, dark side of the rainbow), asking her "oh do you like pink floyd?" and then she goes "who's he?"

Then you smile, because you know you're better than she is.


Dark side of the rainbow?
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even worse: diarrhea and anal. (she's the one with diahrrea)

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Best: realizing you recognize the song on the radio, haven't heard it forever, and it reminds you of the person you love.

Worst: Apprehension. Just like, feeling all nervous... when you get belly-achey and your heart feels all clenchy... anyone know what I mean?


A lot of people say taking a dump is the best feeling in the world.
#30
Worst- Loss.
Best- I can only assume love, or else it wouldn't drive people insane, and be the backbone of almost all we know.
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