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To those who have a beard, I envy you. You have the male ability to grow hair on your face, which is a trait and ability I lack and desire. For those of you lucky enough to have a beard, or any facial hair that's pleasant, care to share a picture?
#5
my friends mom has a beard.....
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+ ****ing 1


i've got a point

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No,they're to high end for me.I usually just walk into a random building and scream "FIX MY BANJO NOW!!!!" until they hit me with sticks and call the police.


TSHM.
#6
Quote by daytripper75
just go to my profile. its not that impressive really.


Amateur.

Behold:



This is my orgasm face
#7
Quote by saladforkspear
my friends mom has a beard.....

oooooooooooooo...sexy
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potcorn56, you are a god.
#10
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I shaved (most) of mine yesterday.

TS should've posted this thread 2 days ago...

I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#12
Quote by Spamwise


goatees ftw


I read that as goatse, and got really scared and thought it was a GIF.
ಠ_ಠ
#13
Quote by jmonko
I read that as goatse, and got really scared and thought it was a GIF.


Good, I'm not the only one who panicked...
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If we all had this guy's clarity of thought, world peace would ensue





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incidentally, there are absolutely no results for "bizzare anal kazoo" on google.


#14


This about a year and a half ago right after I turned 17. My powers have grown immensely since then, this year's No Shave November will create a beast on my face.
HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYSSSS
#18
I'm a pirate!

Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#23
Thank you, jvoj. The word "Halloween" reminded me of this picture of me and my beard:



Totally smashed, and fucking high.
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#28
Quote by VIRUSDETECTED
To those who have a beard, I envy you. You have the male ability to grow hair on your face, which is a trait and ability I lack and desire. For those of you lucky enough to have a beard, or any facial hair that's pleasant, care to share a picture?




get a man pen.
http://www.manpen.co.uk/
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You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
#32
Quote by LordBishek
Amateur.

Behold:



This is my orgasm face

poof
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Fapping, I produced quite a bit.

Quote by sykryk
Do Not: Throw fireworks at friends.
#33
Quote by LordBishek
Amateur.

Behold:



This is my orgasm face

You look like the villain in an action spy thriller sort of movie.

A low-budget one, though, that's shot in an airplane factory in Canada or something, and starring somebody like the guy from Napoleon Dynamite.
kill all humans
#35
Quote by LordBishek
ಠ_ಠ

ಥ_ಥ


You guys can be so cruel to me sometimes.

That restaurant looks identical to one I ate in in London.

Nice beard too, you're getting an Alan Rickman look on the go there

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#36


that was taken a few months ago. right now it's fuller and better groomed. I trimmed back the stashe some so it's not so stupid looking
#37


Inspite of how I look, I am actually happy
Official member of the "UG Senior Citizens Club For People Over 21"
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Official member of the "UG Fat Chicks Appreciation Club" (Yeah, no one will probably follow...)

#38
Quote by LordBishek
ಠ_ಠ

ಥ_ಥ


You guys can be so cruel to me sometimes.

Im afriad thats the pit for ya.
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Fapping, I produced quite a bit.

Quote by sykryk
Do Not: Throw fireworks at friends.
#39
Wow, this is one of the few points in time when I wish I was a dude, and thus would actually be able to grow a beard. LordBishek's beard is awesome. What an amazing selection of beards.
Musically ignorant. Seeking education.

Am female. Finally have bass!

As cunning as a fox who has just been made professor of cunning at Oxford university.

Muse = genius.
#40
Quote by Heid
*epic beard pic*

Inspite of how I look, I am actually happy


Ofcourse youre happy, theres beer infront of you.
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