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#1
Just got stung by a Wasp/Bee, on my tongue. Bastard.

Aren't they meant to be in hibernation or something?

Also, most embarrassing/strangest places you've been stung?
#2
Haha how did you get it on your tongue?
Also I got a midge bite on my boob once Not sure how.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#6
How the hell do you manage that?

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#7
Riding to the bank, might have been singing... close mouth, "I don't remember eating anything furry", pain, spit, ow etc.
#8
I've never been stung, but an ant crawled up my leg and bit me on my sack. When I went to pull it off, it didn't let go...
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#9
I really don't want to know how you got stung on teh tounge (ha that ryhmes). One time I pissed off a whole nest of yellow jackets, and being the smart seven year old I was rather than running, I stop droped and rolled. I think it's safe a assume I got stung a lot.
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#10
Quote by saphrax
Midge got good taste.



It was really itchy
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#11
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Riding to the bank, might have been singing... close mouth, "I don't remember eating anything furry", pain, spit, ow etc.

How high were you at the time? I would notice a wasp flying into my mouth.
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#13
Quote by Oli_88
Riding to the bank, might have been singing... close mouth, "I don't remember eating anything furry", pain, spit, ow etc.


Oww, that's gotta hurt. I've never been stung yet, although i have just bitten my tongue.
#14
i got stung by a wasp on the nipple
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#15
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That must have been popular in public...


That was embaressing in public
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#17
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That was embaressing in public



All those guys staring at you? How is that embarrassing?
#18
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How high were you at the time? I would notice a wasp flying into my mouth.

Not at all actually...
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#19
I got bitten by a dog on my eyebrow one time.
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#20
Argh it's worst when they sting right under your boobs where the underwire of your bra presses...because you can't scratch it or soothe it, and it gets slowly more and more uncomfortable...

Although being stung on the tongue must really suck.

My sister got stung on the arse by a jellyfish once. She sat on it on a beach in Spain. Luckily some Spanish lady had special jellyfish cream. I laughed so hard though.
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#21
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All those guys staring at you? How is that embarrassing?


He didn't add that his accidently trousers fell open in front of an elderly group, he was going commando too
#22
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All those guys staring at you? How is that embarrassing?


Lol how could that not be embaressing?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#23
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Argh it's worst when they sting right under your boobs where the underwire of your bra presses...because you can't scratch it or soothe it, and it gets slowly more and more uncomfortable...

Although being stung on the tongue must really suck.

My sister got stung on the arse by a jellyfish once. She sat on it on a beach in Spain. Luckily some Spanish lady had special jellyfish cream. I laughed so hard though.

piss?
#24
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#26
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This thread is starting to turn me on.

I know it's wrong, but it's sooooooooooooooo good.

I hear you man, all this talk about boobage...
#27
When I was like 7 I stepped on a bee hive (on the ground? I know) and got like 5 stings on my butt.
#28
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Lol how could that not be embaressing?



I don't know, I scratch my balls in public all the time.


Then again, all guys do that, and we are not easily embarrassed.
#30
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Lol how could that not be embaressing?

Cause your hot.
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#31
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When I was like 7 I stepped on a bee hive (on the ground? I know) and got like 5 stings on my butt.






Kiss my ass bee's!!

*stomp*


****!!!!
#33
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I don't know, I scratch my balls in public all the time.


Then again, all guys do that, and we are not easily embarrassed.


Haha
Once in my class a guy was scratching his balls and the teacher told him off and gae him a detention. Then he was embaressed
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#34
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piss?


I've read that doesn't actually work. So if you get stung by a jellyfish, and a guy comes charging over yelling "I HAVE THE CURE" then it might be a good idea to get him locked up.

In other news, my dog licked a jellyfish once. She didn't like that.
#35
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Midge got good taste.


haha

on topic: somehow i got stung in my foot while wearing shoes

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#36
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Haha
Once in my class a guy was scratching his balls and the teacher told him off and gae him a detention. Then he was embaressed



Detention for scratching his balls? Do you live in China???


Wow. Imagine the right up for that one.
#37
On topic this time, I got a mosquito bite on my bellend... That'll teach me to have a boner in my sleep
#38
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Haha
Once in my class a guy was scratching his balls and the teacher told him off and gae him a detention. Then he was embaressed


Noob. The correct response would have been 'hey, either I do this or you do it for me, capiche?'
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#39
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Detention for scratching his balls? Do you live in China???


Wow. Imagine the right up for that one.


Lmao I know
And I live in the UK thanxverymuch.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#40
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Lmao I know
And I live in the UK thanxverymuch.


I've just realised something.. How do you manage to go in the pit so much at school?

Your skillz must be high.
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