#1
alright i have a friend who's boyfriend is the son of the doctor on "The Biggest Loser" but who cares about that, they're neighbors with Gerard Butler! and they're pretty close with the guy so i'm going to meet him. what should i ask him?

Edit: i just found out more. he knows a lot of celebrities because he is their doctor. he lives down the street from Mickey Rourke too, (Once Upon a Time in Mexico and Sin City)
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#2
how are you ?
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#3
Where you will be dining?
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#4
ask him if u can dine in hell with him
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#5
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#6
ask him 'if it's madness?'
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
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Ask him if this is sparta
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#9
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Ask him for Earth and Water.

i was able to hold in all the laughs until i read that one

you win sir
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#10
Pretend you thought you were going to meet Gerard Way and storm off.
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Ask him if this is sparta




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Ok, I laughed.

Ask about his music interests!
#12
Do the earth and water thing.
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#13
Ask him where he's dining tonight.

Edit: ****ing floppydick getting in there faster

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#15
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Do the earth and water thing.

no he'll just kick me into the Pit

......

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#17
okay so since he's a doctor and everything, he showed us a (rather large) sample of oj simpson's blood that he keeps in his freezer
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okay so since he's a doctor and everything, he showed us a (rather large) sample of oj simpson's blood that he keeps in his freezer


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#21
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Just don't stand close to a well when asking.


More importantly make sure your back is not to a bottomless pit when you ask him this
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#23
^haha yeah that would suck having more black people around

lol he's planning to sell it in a few years or so for like $1 Million

EDIT: to samurai chicken
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#24
Yeah, why don't you kill his wife and kids aswell.


oh wait, that was gladiator..

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#25
Pretend to get him mixed up with Clive Owen.

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#26
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Yeah, why don't you kill his wife and kids aswell.


oh wait, that was gladiator..


Didn't someone get butt-raped in 300?

I feel like this thread should have more butt-rape jokes.
#27
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Think you might be getting him confused with Ron Perlman.

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Where you will be dining?


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#30
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Didn't someone get butt-raped in 300?

I feel like this thread should have more butt-rape jokes.


Yeah, that will be some good dinner-time conversation.

"In 300, you know, the bit where that guy got raped up the bum, did they actually do that or was it special effects?"
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Yeah, that will be some good dinner-time conversation.

"In 300, you know, the bit where that guy got raped up the bum, did they actually do that or was it special effects?"

Well, it's Hollywood, so the butt-secks is implied.
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Yeah, that will be some good dinner-time conversation.

"In 300, you know, the bit where that guy got raped up the bum, did they actually do that or was it special effects?"

...you didnt watch the movie did you?
it was Leonidas' wife
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#33
D'you think he still has her number?
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#35
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D'you think he still has her number?
I think he does...
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D'you think he still has her number?

what?
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#37
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...you didnt watch the movie did you?
it was Leonidas' wife


I did, a very long time ago. And I remember now. Wasn't it that snidey polititian with all the money down his pants?
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#38
^yeah, well i mean he was the one giving. she didnt butt rape him

...thats an idea...
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I did, a very long time ago. And I remember now. Wasn't it that snidey polititian with all the money down his pants?



No he wanted vaginal, that's why it hurt, otherwise she would have been obliged to reply with "Thank You, Sir. May I have another?"