Jesus Christ dude, the biggest grasshopper in the world just attacked me

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in my own room! I was just sitting here trying to get the ****ing printer to work when I saw a massive grasshopper on the side of the keyboard. I said "****" and the ****er ****ing jumped on me. I threw him off and now he's gone.

Goddamn.
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#2
Be careful, he's going back to his base to redraw up some plans.
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#7
In a situation like this I usually try and find Ninja Cat.
#8
Evidence in form of photographic pictorials or the event described above never took place.
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#9
Like, how big was it?

Big for you, or big for other grasshoppers?
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#10
Are you sure it was a grass hopper? Or was it a tiny martian disguised as one to fool you? I recommend a frying pan. Then when it comes to attack you again, you're fully armed to spalt it. I'm imagining (although feeling cruel also) that there would be a rather amusing sound on it's being splatted.
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#12
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Evidence in form of photographic pictorials or the event described above never took place.

You mean pics or it didn't happen?
#13
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don't worry I killed it for you


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You mean pics or it didn't happen?


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#17
Quote by CaptainRon
Capture it and take pics.

Then freeze it for 10 seconds and tie a string around it and attach the string to an adequate length stick.

You will then have a pet grasshopper.

*can also be done with bee's.

this.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#18
Don't fall asleep.
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#19
That's ****ing epic.
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#21
Quote by The Picker
How big was it?

I saw once one that 4 inches long


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#22
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Agumon was a little gay shit. War-greymon was the only good reason for him to exist....but you didn't hear that from me.
#24
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OH MY GOD. A grasshopper. Is that really thread-worthy?

I believe so, yes.

You better watch out - I heard they like to plant little vaccuums in your ear, therefore eventually sucking out all fibres once belonging to your brain.

No need to worry.
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#26
Quote by metaldud536
Agumon was a little gay shit. War-greymon was the only good reason for him to exist....but you didn't hear that from me.


Pffft, Agumon was basically the Pikachu of Digimon.

edit: actually that might explain the gayness.
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Quote by M3tallica_4life
OH MY GOD. A grasshopper. Is that really thread-worthy?


it is in the pit
#30
Quote by in2thesun88
don't worry I killed it for you



EDIT:

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Holy ****ing ****!!!!!
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#31
Quote by The Picker
How big it was?

I saw once one that 4 in'' long


That's what she said!!!

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#32
Why does it looks ever so tasty?
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#33
a praying mantis would wreck a grasshoppers shit anyday
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#34
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Gabumon>Agumon


Agreed. Also Matt > Tai
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#39
Quote by whalepudding
in my own room! I was just sitting here trying to get the ****ing printer to work when I saw a massive grasshopper on the side of the keyboard. I said "****" and the ****er ****ing jumped on me. I threw him off and now he's gone.

Goddamn.

Pics or it didn't happen.
#40
The pictures in this thread makes me faint.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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