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#1
I'm not going to set-up a grand pretense for such a lameass story, but I'll just say I was bored and was going to look up seemingly-random articles on Answers.com. I scrolled down to check today's famous birthdays, and stopped at the questions of the day section.

I'm glad that I did.

The very first answer was "Irridium from a comet strike (it's a heavy metal)." Which I did read wrong, omitting the "a" after "it's", but still.

That's metal. That's all. Sorry for wasting your time.
#3
The great flood did. The dinosaurs had sinned by eating other animals.


... Wait...
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#6
'twas your mother.

fool.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#10
moose, they ****ed up everything
"I'm not saying I'm right... but you're all wrong!"
#12
With Kensai and Jackal wandering round the forums, it's clear dinosaurs are not yet as extinct as we though
#13
Quote by realiztik
moose, they ****ed up everything


those F*CKING MOOSES!!!!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#20
Quote by technicolour
actually speaking of the awesomeness of metal, it makes up over 3/4 of the periodic table

Holy shit, you're right son. The universe is frickin' metal.
#21
Dobby the elf.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#22
Zakk Wylde spiced up his pinch harmonic with a song. The result killed them.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#23
Quote by LordBishek
With Kensai and Jackal wandering round the forums, it's clear dinosaurs are not yet as extinct as we though


Oh I'm gonna chomp on your sorry ass
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#25
Aids

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#27
Quote by RU Experienced?
See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
#28
Maybe, thinking about it now, it was when Al Roker's testicles descended. Leading theories have it that a giant, rocky material fell from the sky. Most rocky objects have earthy colors. Al Roker has huge testicles.

Participating in my own thread is fail.
#29


The Big Brain killed them.
Quote by bizkitday4eva
You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself



Taco Man of the Jhonen Vasquez/Invader Zim Club. PM HolyWars90 to join
#31
Hull City A.F.C

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#32
Quote by LordBishek
I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.


*Slowly nods head and back towards door*

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Baldrick's trousers.

Muchos respect for the person who gets the reference...


Black Adder
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#33
Quote by metaldud536
It was Mewtwo

The Pokémon references... they never get old

And what killed the dinosaurs? Do you really want to know?

OJ Simpson.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#34
Adam and Eve nuked them.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#35
God fapped and they all drowned.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#39
A dinosaur mutation of AIDS, the called in DIDS(dinosaur immunodiffeciency disorder)
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