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#1
Let's make a massive compilation of what a guitar string can be used for.
Sort of like a game... try to make them interesting and unique, rather than the generic responses: "to play guitar".

Have fun!
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#2
To play guitar?
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#3
there great for playing guitar!
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#4
tie up your girlfriend.
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#5
Kill someone in their sleep.
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#6
To strangle a dog biting you on the leg so you can get on with your bike ride...

...it sucked having to use my hands.
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#7
to strangle people who dont play guitar
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Guitar:
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#8
I use old guitar e and b strings to make rings for my gf, the rest combined for a bracelet. Then individual bass strings for bracelets/necklaces.

Pretty gay, huh?
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Is there such a thing as a heavy riff with out chugging on the e string?
#10
Quote by Iriathz
Let's make a massive compilation of what a guitar string can be used for.
Sort of like a game... try to make them interesting and unique, rather than the generic responses: "to play guitar".

Have fun!


In b4 rape.
#11
Quote by gstacey1
there great for playing guitar!

You're pretty cool. Better luck next time, mate.
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#12
Quote by gstacey1
they're great for playing guitar!


fixed^
Gear

Guitar:
Squier Strat

Amp:
Fender Roc Pro 1000 Half Stack

Pedals:
Digitech Bad Monkey
Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
Digitech Cool Cat Chorus
#13
flossing your teeth.
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#15
Quote by CLIFF_BURTON
I use old guitar e and b strings to make rings for my gf, the rest combined for a bracelet. Then individual bass strings for bracelets/necklaces.

Pretty gay, huh?


Yes. Very.


Except for the fact you make them for your girlfriend.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#16
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flossing your teeth.


that's a good one :P
cleaning the spaces in your rubik's cube? =D
~Carl
#17
Epic weaponry.

Sharpen a guitar string and throw it as a wobbly javelin?..No?

Or an interesting arrow for a crossbow?

How about a whip...FOR CATTLE PURPOSES....?
#20
you could also use them as a weapon. get all six of them and swing them wildly at your attacker.
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#21
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing


Beck's contribution to this thread.


Also, it's probably good to cut clay or cheese with...at least the high e string. Though the latter would taste funny.
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#23
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Circumcision tools

that made me cringe when i read it.
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#25
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sex toys


may i ask how?
just get a reality tv show and then u can make millions being a **** up

MTV Sucks

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#27
To play sitar.

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#29
Cheese slicer.


Castration.
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#30
ohhhh....
just get a reality tv show and then u can make millions being a **** up

MTV Sucks

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You think you need help and you don't watch it everyday?

Oh man I'm well and truely on the point of no return then


MY COUSIN IS HOT
#32
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sex toys

Are you shuving your old strings up your uerethra?
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#34
You know after I said use them in place of beads, I got a visual and kind of grossed myself out..
#35
Make yourself bleed.
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#36
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To use as a g-string.

*rimshot*
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#38
To play guitar backwards

They can also be used to open a new pack of strings to symbolize the circle of life or some new age crap
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Its lame.
#39
I once made the mistake of restringing my guitar in a free period at school. Friend A comes up and is like "can i have this?" holding up a low e. "sure man". He then proceeded to use said string as a whip against friend B across the back of his legs using the ball end of the string. Friend B had a massive lump/Bruise from the ball, and a line across the rest of his legs. So yeah they me pretty good weapons

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Ibanez Rg1570
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Schecter Omen FR Extreme
Ibanez RG550 (Fernandez Sustainer)
Laney World Series 120-TR
POD X3 Live
#40
use the really thin ones to cut the limbs off of people, quick clean kill if you cut off the head. also, wire to hang paintings.
"A guitar is the human soul, speaking with just six strings..."- Eddie Lee

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