#1
I'm at my friend's house just chillin with some good friends, done some drinking and some waterpipe and we feel pretty good. I woke up this morning to see my ex-gf lying on the couch sleeping and I started thinking about why I broke up with her in the first place.

And I started thinking about all the other girls that I've been with and I figured out, I honestly don't know what I want from girls AT ALL. The one thing I do know is sex, but I mean as far as a relationship goes, I'm clueless.

I know I kinda want a relationship but they are always so complicated, so what do you guys want from relationships?

Maybe you guys could give me some ideas on things I could probably want but haven't yet thought about.
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#2
Good cook, doesn't speak, dirty in the bedroom, plenty of money.

Anything else is just greedy.
#4
Grass is allways greener on the other side.

You didnt want her when you were with her, but now you do.

Im sure if you got back together you will remember why you broke up.
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It really comes down to being kind, intelligent, sensitive, and fun to be around.

And sexy, of course.
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Dude, I get what you mean, I hate spending time around my ex, it gets me thinking about what coulda been had I tried a bit harder.
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Grass is allways greener on the other side.

You didnt want her when you were with her, but now you do.

Im sure if you got back together you will remember why you broke up.


I'm pretty sure you hit it on the money.
And I probably would, but that wouldn't be fair to her. She was really into me still when I broke up with her after the 3 months we dated. So to do that again would hurt her.
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I started thinking about all the other girls that I've been with and I figured out, I honestly don't know what I want from girls AT ALL. The one thing I do know is sex, but I mean as far as a relationship goes, I'm clueless.

I know I kinda want a relationship but they are always so complicated, so what do you guys want from relationships?



one day youll understand that if sex wasnt pleasurable and the source of procreation, women would have been killed off ALONG time ago.


... seriously, if you think im kidding ask a man whos married. The longer theyve been married, the more unhappy they get.
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#12
actual intelligence. I never noticed how important it was until after breaking up with my ex and finding a new girl...my ex was extremely dumb and teh new girl is very intelligent and witty. So much better to be around.

And yeah shes hot
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one day youll understand that if sex wasnt pleasurable and the source of procreation, women would have been killed off ALONG time ago.


... seriously, if you think im kidding ask a man whos married. The longer theyve been married, the more unhappy they get.


I totally agree. They're just 2 completely different species in my opinion. So I assume you're just out for sex?

I'm thinking that's what I should do. No relationships for me.
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I want a dollar from every girl alive.

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I would like to be with something, smart, funny, witty and preferably sexy. Musical similarities would be a plus.

I liked your post before the edit better
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After I dated some ditzy skank for six months, I realised we really had nothing in common. I thought we had a really good friendship before we dated, but apparently it couldn't hold up under the strain of a relationship (plus she was crazy).

I've now resolved to never date a girl unless she has the same interests as me (musician or into some form of art, I would consider a dancer or painter as well if they were really dedicated to their art) and is actually interesting.
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in my country its atleast 4 years

Well, these women have really been pushing for their rights. What can I say?
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