#1
alright ill set the scene for you


your depressed for three years straight.

you want more than anything than for a girl to fall in love with you.

this happens its amazing for 3 months

then SOME ****EN **** SENDS YOUR GIRLFRIEND THE LOVE LETTERS YOU SENT TO THE GIRL WHO YOU LIKED 4 MONTHS BEFORE.

SHE DUMPS YOU, YOU GO STRAIGHT BACK INTO YOUR PIT OF SELF PITTY, FOREVER WALLOWING INTO THE NIGHT CRYING AND BLEEDING LIKE, DARE I SAY EMO?

SO WHAT THE **** DO YOU?
#4
I'm confused about why she dumped you...If these letters were sent to the girl you liked before you were with this girl then why does it matter?
#5
I would type in all caps all the time.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
play guitar write a song about it and explain it to your girlfriend
if the above fails rape is always an option
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#8
buy 6 feet of rope.


and strangle her
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#12
Beat the other bloke half to f***ing death.

Or... Stop, drop and roll!
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#13
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Beat the other bloke half to f***ing death.

Or... Stop, drop and roll!


Stop, drop, and roool!
#14
gary moore's new album, track 6

it'll help
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#15
It seriously shouldn't have been a problem, maybe just a few days of sulking on the girl's part and the boy trying to convince her otherwise. Really sucks though. I'd try to explain it to her..
#16
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alright ill set the scene for you


your depressed for three years straight.

you want more than anything than for a girl to fall in love with you.

this happens its amazing for 3 months

then SOME ****EN **** SENDS YOUR GIRLFRIEND THE LOVE LETTERS YOU SENT TO THE GIRL WHO YOU LIKED 4 MONTHS BEFORE.

SHE DUMPS YOU, YOU GO STRAIGHT BACK INTO YOUR PIT OF SELF PITTY, FOREVER WALLOWING INTO THE NIGHT CRYING AND BLEEDING LIKE, DARE I SAY EMO?

SO WHAT THE **** DO YOU?


Stop being such a pussy.

And I'm not flaming you, that's my advice. Because I've done it.
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#17
Use forward, forward, punch, back, punch, forward, kick, punch.

FATALITY!!!
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#18
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Stop being such a pussy.

And I'm not flaming you, that's my advice. Because I've done it.


Forget what i said, do this.
#19
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It seriously shouldn't be a problem, maybe just a few days of sucking on the girl's part and the boy trying to convince her otherwise. Really sucks though. I'd try to explain it to her..


Fixed.
#20
This story you have written is an unrealistic fairytale, but with a little bit of editing and perhaps a few more pages of scene setting, you could pitch it to a publisher as a short story of teenage literature.

Thats just my opinion.


But seriously, these letters must have been bad to warrant a dumping.
#21
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FATALITY!!!


Am I a nerd for knowing that's not actually any move in Mortal Kombat?
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#22
go listen to mcr u crying pussy ass fag shitter.

no seriously though, grow up and get a new gf and go "ololololol i did wat the pit told me wtf zomg"

and stuff...


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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#26
explain to her that you dont like the other girl any more, if she doesnt accept it, its better to move on and carry on with your life than sitting there becoming emo.
#28
Bahahahaha!!!
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#30
You and your girlfriend you had for three months never fell in love.
Shut up, "deathmetal00."
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#31
Just remember, nobody actually cares about the women they're with, they only care about the vaginas that come attached. Buy a rubber vagina and everything will be alright.
#32
grow yourself a mullet

chicks love mullets
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at long f*cking last... a decent compliment



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#34
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lol your quite the little arogant so and so
#35
1) grow balls
2) .....thats it
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#37
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Use forward, forward, punch, back, punch, forward, kick, punch.

FATALITY!!!
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Am I a nerd for knowing that's not actually any move in Mortal Kombat?





This thread is lulz.

Also. Relationship thread. Now!

I don't do this much, but... *reported*
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#38
So your now-ex got pissy at you for sending love letters to another girl a month before you started seeing her...BOO-****ING-HOO

The only reason the other girl did it is because she wants you. So go get some.

Pussy.