#1
So basically, I have been talking to this girl on MSN who's email I got off a mutual friend, and she's freaking weird. She is a stereotypical emo kid, but she also says she loves classic rock, and plays saxophone. A bit of a contradiction. She says she is bipolar, but as I am bipolar myself, I'm reasonably good at telling if someone is or not. And she has never exhibited any signs of it. Also, she keeps attentionwhoring me, and now she says that she got beaten up by her ex boyfriend yesterday because he found out she was pregnant and it killed her baby. Yet she is perfectly rational and not grief-stricken. I call B.S.

Basically, she's an attention-seeking emo 16 y.o. How can I destroy her artfully for wasting my time? I'd think of something myself but this is a good opportunity to let the pit work its magic.
#4
wow your obviously the bigger person by wanting to destroy her
i hope you have fun
Pull my finger

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#5
inb4 rape
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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How can I destroy her artfully for wasting my time?.


Call her to your house actually . Destroying her artfully makes no sense.
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#7
Just make up a load of crap about how your bi-polarbear stuff makes it hard to have friends or somethin, that you've gotta concentrate on "you".

Also the obligitory rape thats probably being posted as i type this.
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wow your obviously the bigger person by wanting to destroy her
i hope you have fun

I'm not trying to be a bigger person (although I am six foot six), I'm a self-acknowledged bastard. Basicaly, this is an opportunity for lulz.

And to Slayer, this is just a fraction of the shit she claims to have happened to her.
#9
dont be a douche and just ignore her?
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#11
You should give her a hug. Then give her a kiss. Then start gently caressing her. Then let her unfurl. Then make love. Doggystyle.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
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Goddamnit, pit! Get evil!


Arrgh okay here are a few tips:

Watch Cruel Intentions and write down ways of ruining people's life:



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#13
I know someone who literally had a miscarriage into a toilet, flushed it down and laughed.

She told the story on a radio show awhile back...she thought it was hysterical
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#14
U know...

I believe the pit was you know... Evil but now im startting to wonder if all these people turned intp GODDAMN PUSSY'S


So... Anyway.
I know these dumb emo attention *****'s and the best way to get rid of 'em in a lulz way,
Is to:

1: Punch them
2: rape them
3: choke them do death
4: rape them again when death.
5: ???
6: Profit !!!
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#15
You're in the wrong place. Go to /b/ faggot. We can help you there
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#17
Delete her as a contact, then she can't annoy you.
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#18
call her to your house lock her in a toilet
then set off some horrible smelling ting in there
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#19
Quote by FuZzY(aus)
call her to your house lock her in a toilet
then set off some horrible smelling ting in there


seconded
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