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#1
the main characters from all your favorite first person shooters. now eliminate them!

Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy-20
Master Chief-20
Gordon Freeman-20
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-20


im a bit short here, if you guys can think of any FPS characters deservign to be up there, ill consider them
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#2
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy-20
Master Chief-19 HURT
Gordon Freeman-20
Agent 47(hitman series)-21 HEAL
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-20
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#3
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy-20
Master Chief-19
Gordon Freeman-21 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-21
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-19 HURT
#6
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 20
Master Chief- 19 HURT
Gordon Freeman-21
Agent 47(hitman series)-22 HEAL
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-18
#7
hitman isnt an FPS...and where's Nomad from Crysis?
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#8
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 20
Master Chief- 18 HURT
Gordon Freeman-22 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-22
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-18

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#9
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 20
Master Chief- 17 HURT
Gordon Freeman-23 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-22
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-18
#10
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19 HURT
Master Chief- 17
Gordon Freeman-24 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-22
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-18
Filth, pure filth... That's what you are.
#11
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 18 HEAL
Gordon Freeman-24
Agent 47(hitman series)-21 HURT
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-18

Why's the Chief losing? He kicks ass in that list.
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#12
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 18
Gordon Freeman-24
Agent 47(hitman series)-20 Hurt
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-19 Heal
#13
What talk about your list of fail.

Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 17 -
Gordon Freeman-25 +
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-19
#14
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 18 HEAL
Gordon Freeman-24 HURT
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-19
#16
No Samus Aran = Fail













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#17
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No Samus Aran = Fail


O for the love of god.

Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 17 hurt
Gordon Freeman-24
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-20 heal
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#20
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 16 HURT
Gordon Freeman-25 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-20
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#21
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 15 hurt
Gordon Freeman-26 heal
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-20
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#22
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 14 HURT
Gordon Freeman-27 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 20
Marcus Fenix-20
#23
Duke Nukem-20
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 16 HEAL
Gordon Freeman-26 heal
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19 HURT
Marcus Fenix-20
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#24
Duke Nukem-19 HURT
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 16
Gordon Freeman-27 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19
Marcus Fenix-20
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#25
Duke Nukem-19
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 15 hurt
Gordon Freeman-28 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19
Marcus Fenix-20
#26
Duke Nukem-19
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 14 hurt
Gordon Freeman-29 Heal
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19
Marcus Fenix-20

i guess you guys share the same opinion as me
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#28
Quote by Jackolas
Agent 47 isnt even FPS...


He can be if you press the analog stick in
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#29
Quote by Sabbath89
He can be if you press the analog stick in


So can Link... he has first person and a sling / bow / hook shot.
#30
Quote by PureRockNRoll
So can Link... he has first person and a sling / bow / hook shot.

yes but thats only for the bow shots. you can play the entire Hitman games (except the first one) in FPS mode therefore it counts as an FPS
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#31
WTLOL?

no James bond, Jimmy Patterson (is that the guy from one of the medal of honors? i don't remember his name), or Sam fisher (it's not really an FPS but Agent 47 is on there)?

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#32
Duke Nukem-19
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 13 Hurt
Gordon Freeman-29
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19
Marcus Fenix-21 Heal
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#33
Marcus Fenix and Agent 47 are 3rd person. . .
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#34
Duke Nukem-19
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 13 HURT
Gordon Freeman-29
Agent 47(hitman series)-20 HEAL
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19
Marcus Fenix-21
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#35
Duke Nukem-19
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 12 HURT
Gordon Freeman-30 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19
Marcus Fenix-21
#37
My my. There's no bias or fanboyism in this thread...

Master Chief- 13 +
Gordon Freeman - 29 -
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#39
Duke Nukem-19
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 10 HURT
Gordon Freeman-32 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19
Marcus Fenix-21
#40
Duke Nukem-19
the DOOM guy- 19
Master Chief- 9 HURT
Gordon Freeman-33 HEAL
Agent 47(hitman series)-20
William Blazkowicz (wolfenstein series)- 19
Marcus Fenix-21


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