#1
Its weird, one of my friends has breath that smells like rancid **** and its gross, but i dont want to point it out

Help?


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#3
always carry a pack of chews and offer them out and hopefully he/she will take one
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#4
Carry a pack of gum and say something like "This gum is sooo awesome, you gotta try it!"
#5
Why don't you want to say anything about it?
Just tell him, it won't hurt his feelings.

If it does, he should just brush his teeth.
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#8
buy him like, 20 packs of breath mints for his birthday.
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#10
just shove breathmints down thier throat, when they choke someone will call an ambulance and they will be no longer within your radius and it wont be a problem
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#14
Fart on him.

He'll be like erghhh, then you can go errrghhhhh.

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#15
is it bad if i think the TS might be a friend of mine and he's talking about me
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#16
Kill him.

He'll stop breathing, problem solved.
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#17
Bring some old cheese. Smell it in front of him then say something like "Hey do0d! That cheese reminds me of you!"
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#18
Take him to one side, tell him and then it will all be fine, you'll be doing him a favour really.
#20
Mints work, but the guy is somewhat sensetive, and its not so much that hes my friends i sit beside him in music and we talk alot, but if one of my closer friends had breath shit i would sya it openly cuz wed laugh it off, but this guy would take it offensivly


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#21
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is it bad if i think the TS might be a friend of mine and he's talking about me


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#22
"Dude, your breath smells like a corpse in a microwave. Mint?"
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#23
Start blinking and coughing rapidly
OR

"Hey dude! You gotta try one of these mints! They taste awesome!"


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#24
i just give them some gum and say "you need this, seriously" they just say cheers
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#27
Longer you don't tell him the harsher it is. He's obviously unaware of it. Just tell him. Like people have said, you're doing him a favour
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#28
Erm, just tell them. A few years ago my friend told me "dude, your breath stinks" granted, I had just eaten lunch, but I carry a packet of mints now - Fisherman's Friends, brilliant stuff. It's best that a friend tells them, instead of a stranger who would be crueller.
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#29
"My good sir, your breath smells like it has just come out of a dog's rectum. Please try to rectify this unfortunate situation."
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#30
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"My good sir, your breath smells like it has just come out of a dog's rectum. Please try to rectify this unfortunate situation."
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