#1
Well my friends thought it be funny if they gave my friend and I exlax with us thinking it's chocolate, well on the box it said recommended dose for for 12-14 year olds are 1 or 2 peaces (I'm 14). Well I took 4 peaces, because he said it was chocolate and I ate it all. The exlax looked exactly like chocolate! My friend didn't want any so I just had some. For the next 10 mins they wouldn't stop laughing so asked them what the hell is so funny so they showed me the box I just

The good thing though was that I've been constipated for the past week So the rest of my night is going to be spent on the can! Too bad I don't have a laptop to tell everyone how it feels.

Has anyone else experienced the same thing?
#3
uhh... I've failed before, but not quite so hard
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#4
Weigh yourself before and after the choco waterfall.
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#6
It takes 12 hours to work.

You'd better not be planning on sleeping.


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#8
Quote by Z0S07657
Well my friends thought it be funny if they gave my friend and I exlax with us thinking it's chocolate, well on the box it said recommended dose for for 12-14 year olds are 1 or 2 peaces (I'm 14). Well I took 4 peaces, because he said it was chocolate and I ate it all. The exlax looked exactly like chocolate! My friend didn't want any so I just had some. For the next 10 mins they wouldn't stop laughing so asked them what the hell is so funny so they showed me the box I just

The good thing though was that I've been constipated for the past week So the rest of my night is going to be spent on the can! Too bad I don't have a laptop to tell everyone how it feels.

Has anyone else experienced the same thing?


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#10
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#13
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It takes 12 hours to work.

You'd better not be planning on sleeping.


...if you do, remember not to post here about the consequences.



it does? i must have taken somethin different because 30 mins after lunch...well id rather not describe it.
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#14
Prepare for a torrent of liquid shit.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#15
Quote by Flying Couch
We all hear about this sort of thing, but I never really thought anyone actually did it.

I've made exlax brownies before. Funniest shit ever, my friends all freaked out. Thankfully they didn't bother describing the ensuing choco waterfall.
EDIT: I didn't put much in there though, I know better than to cause a medical emergency. TS you might wanna get checked out.
Last edited by Nightfyre at Nov 8, 2008,
#16
Quote by Z0S07657
Well my friends thought it be funny if they gave my friend and I exlax with us thinking it's chocolate, well on the box it said recommended dose for for 12-14 year olds are 1 or 2 peaces (I'm 14). Well I took 4 peaces, because he said it was chocolate and I ate it all. The exlax looked exactly like chocolate! My friend didn't want any so I just had some. For the next 10 mins they wouldn't stop laughing so asked them what the hell is so funny so they showed me the box I just

The good thing though was that I've been constipated for the past week So the rest of my night is going to be spent on the can! Too bad I don't have a laptop to tell everyone how it feels.

Has anyone else experienced the same thing?


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#17
no.. because i'm smart enough to read the box.
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Quote by Z0S07657
Well my friends thought it be funny if they gave my friend and I exlax with us thinking it's chocolate, well on the box it said recommended dose for for 12-14 year olds are 1 or 2 peaces (I'm 14). Well I took 4 peaces, because he said it was chocolate and I ate it all. The exlax looked exactly like chocolate! My friend didn't want any so I just had some. For the next 10 mins they wouldn't stop laughing so asked them what the hell is so funny so they showed me the box I just

The good thing though was that I've been constipated for the past week So the rest of my night is going to be spent on the can! Too bad I don't have a laptop to tell everyone how it feels.

Has anyone else experienced the same thing?
call a doctor immediately.

this could easily go from being a prank to becoming a medical emergency.
don't wait for that to happen.
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