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#1
make a sexual innuendo about the user above you, and quote who u've made it on..

since theres no user above me, i'll make a generic one: "I'd like to be in your endo."

go.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#3
I'll fluff your Garfield
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#4
Quote by st.stephen
*E-mosh breaks into another thread*


I've got a job for you. RIGHT HERE.
You're*
#8
Just remember this golden rule about guitars - sometimes you like to roll your fists on the strings, and that's ok, but be sure to finger it every once in a little while to switch it up a bit, and you'll be master of your domain in no time!
#9
I'll tech your fire

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" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#11
Quote by WyldChylde
I Blue your Days

I'll be your WyldChylde.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#15
"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
Quote by Lamont

i once dreamt my wallet was on a helicopter and i chased after it. and eventually i pulled my dick out and lassoed the bottom of the copter and pulled it out of the sky. i woke up screaming
#16
I'll rock your nirvana
Quote by StratoTele
The punji sticks only work if you use your own feces. Most brand names aren't reliable.



All I gotta do is put on a cool face...
#19
i'll fly your couch
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#20
I'll make your couch fly
Quote by RU Experienced?
Go see U2, then you can say you contributed money to Bono's giant Irish tower built out of the blood, tears, and the hopes of African children.
#24
I'll select you for your "special skill"

to loubot.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
#28
would you like a wiener between your buns? because this hot dog stands open for business
#29
Quote by reddeath959
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ill boil your fat real hot

Left hand man of the fargoth fanclub! PM lamafunguy to join.

Quote by InvaderTSN
Better yet. "My arm is tired, could I put it in between your legs so I can sexually violate you during the movie?"
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
lets watch this thread die like i should have on page 1
#30
If you were an ice cream cone, I'd eat you real fast, so I don't get bloating.
#31
I'll **** your MIND
Quote by StratoTele
The punji sticks only work if you use your own feces. Most brand names aren't reliable.



All I gotta do is put on a cool face...
#33
I'll have sex with you.
Jackson DXMG -> Vai Morley Wah -> Korg Black Tuner -> (Need a delay) -> Maxon OD808 -> BBE Sonic Maximizer -> ISP Noisegate -> Mesa Boogie Mark IV
#34
Quote by mohawkkidJohn
ill boil your fat real hot

I'll sexually violate you in a movie
Quote by StratoTele
The punji sticks only work if you use your own feces. Most brand names aren't reliable.



All I gotta do is put on a cool face...
#35
I'll make you feel really well.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#40
Quote by loubot123
I'll tech your fire

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Much better than Flying Couch's, that would just hurt in a non-sexual way.
I'll gibson your 06.