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#1
this is how this works, find a power metal band that you think is cheesier/dorkier than the one posted by the last guy. this probably wont last very long because someone is bound to find the dorkiest one eventually* anyway. heres mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mchxLihbPbw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBEZwuJjNqg

*and no i dont think dorky means bad, sometimes quite the opposite
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#5
What's with the constant hate for Power Metal?

Anyways, Fairyland(love them, but just check them out and you'll see). /thread

^Yes, but they're so fun to listen to
#7
You're not the only Celtic Frost fan. Dethrone the Emperor RULES!
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#8
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#9
Check out these names...

Marco Sandron (Pathosray): Vocals
Elisa C. Martin (Dreamaker): Vocals
Lars F. Larsen (Manticora): Vocals
Georg Neuhauser (Serenity): Vocals
Flora Spinelli (Kerion): Vocals
Fabio D'Amore (Pathosray): Bass
Dushan Petrossi (Magic Kingdom, Iron Mask): Guitar solos
Alessio Velliscig (Pathosray): Guitar Solos
Alex Corona (Revoltons): Guitar Solos
Chris Menta (Razordog): Rhythmic Guitars, Guitar Solos
Hugues Lefebvre (Anthropia): Guitar Solos
Yann Mouhad (Anthropia): Guitar Solos
Willdric Lievin (Hamka): Drums, some Rhythmic Guitars

Bet money they're all in the same WoW guild.

I'm listening to the second song on myspace now... pretty cool actually. But what a band name. You'd get your ass beat if you played in the south with a name like that.
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Last edited by The_rylan at Nov 8, 2008,
#11
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

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#13
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Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#16
Quote by Rengori

This is what makes power metal look bad. I'll try to find an even more rediculous video.

Edit: Is that a ****ing cape? Are they trying to do extreme vocals

I definitely cannot top this.
#17
Jonas Brothers
EPIC WIN because they SUCK AT EVERYTHING.
...well... I really don't know any power metal acts besides Dragonforce and Axenstar.
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#18
^you, go listen to Blind Guardian right this fucking second


edit: Rengori wins haha i haven't had a good metal laugh like that since "Hail Satan Part 2"
#20
Quote by coryklok
I think you have just won this thread.

i htink he might have, im searching for something to top that right now, but i dont know if ill find it.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#22
Quote by AzureNight

I have a new favorite folk metal band.
Quote by AvengedThrice
Rengori, I hereby name you GOD. Bow down fuckers.
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Quote by ShredtoBed
SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

Search for Artefact.
#23
Quote by Rengori
I have a new favorite folk metal band.

Gotta love Brazilians doing Celtic folk metal.
#25
Rengori and Azure definitely win this thread.

Awhile ago I had watched a couple of over-the-top-cheesy Dio music videos and decided to search for some others, I can only remember these two bands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmbGredaJFQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnpbJm7kXA

I guess Blind Guardian should be an obvious one given they have an entire album based on Lord of the Rings and go to Comic-Con every year I think.
#26
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That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread but I couldn't remember the band name.
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#28
A thread about cheezy-ness and no Abbath in sight?

This thread lacks TRU KVLT FROSTBITTEN salt.
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#31
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Rengori and Azure definitely win this thread.

Awhile ago I had watched a couple of over-the-top-cheesy Dio music videos and decided to search for some others, I can only remember these two bands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmbGredaJFQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgnpbJm7kXA

I guess Blind Guardian should be an obvious one given they have an entire album based on Lord of the Rings and go to Comic-Con every year I think.

MANY, MANY bands have written something about LOTR. Blind Guardian has just done it alot better than anyone else.

The lack of Manowar in this thread is also disturbing.
#36
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I love Immortal but that's nothing compared to this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvsq6_8Hzo8

I started a thread about Morbid Anal Fog about a year ago, that's easily the greatest BM parody video ever.
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#38
No, you're thinking of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
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#40
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I started a thread about Morbid Anal Fog about a year ago, that's easily the greatest BM parody video ever.

"rararararaakalalalalal
rorororolalalarrarararakakakal ala"

I just love those youtube comments and the people that think they're serious.

Although this guys vocals remind of Lord Worm
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