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#1
is she hot?

i think she is insanely hot.

most people disagree
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#2
Shame she's a muff diver. She is very good looking for 50 years old though.

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#3
Id probably be on her show to rub against her when she does her lame dances with the crowd but thats about it. Not cuz shes hot but to be on tv
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#7
She's not hot, but not horrible.
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#9
For someone who was born in 1958, she's lookin' pretty damn good.

Given the option to bang anybody, she would not be high on my list, but like most people*, I would totally tap that like you wouldn't believe given the opportunity.

*whether they admit it or not.
#10

srsly
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#11
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...deserves to be exiled to Saudi Arabia.


sure lol
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#12
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Shame she's a muff diver. She is very good looking for 50 years old though.


Holy crap, she's 50?! Wow, she looks really good 50.
#13
Well....considering she is the "man" in her lesbian relationships, I don't think you'd be putting your dick anywhere as I am sure she is the one attaching the strapon and using the baritone-esque voice "Who's your daddy", etc. Plus, with the amount of thrashings she has had from her array of crazy lesbian chicks I am guessing that it wouldn't be too enjoyable giving her a lickin down under.

Masculine, female lesbians don't arouse me, so I might be biased.
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#17
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Well....considering she is the "man" in her lesbian relationships, I don't think you'd be putting your dick anywhere as I am sure she is the one attaching the strapon and using the baritone-esque voice "Who's your daddy", etc. Plus, with the amount of thrashings she has had from her array of crazy lesbian chicks I am guessing that it wouldn't be too enjoyable giving her a lickin down under.

Masculine, female lesbians don't arouse me, so I might be biased.


there are non-female lesbians?
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I don't want.
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#20
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there are non-female lesbians?



Most lesbian relationships, if not all, have a "man" and a "woman", although both are actually women. They both will gratify each other sexually, but one will usually take the "manlier" positions, (on top, from behind, etc). The "man" in the lesbian relationships will usually have shorter hair, and wear manlier clothing, IE, sports jackets, baggy jeans, baseball caps.

I hope this cleared up abit for you.
#23
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Most lesbian relationships, if not all, have a "man" and a "woman", although both are actually women. They both will gratify each other sexually, but one will usually take the "manlier" positions, (on top, from behind, etc). The "man" in the lesbian relationships will usually have shorter hair, and wear manlier clothing, IE, sports jackets, baggy jeans, baseball caps.

I hope this cleared up abit for you.


yea, i understand that

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#24
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yea, i understand that

failed attempt at joke, i suck at teh internet humorz



ahhhhh...I thought you were being serious.
#25
Quote by eddiethehead888
there are non-female lesbians?


Googled it and came up with this:

Specifically, a "male lesbian" is a heterosexual man who wishes
that he had been born a woman, but who (even if he had been a woman)
could only make love to another woman and never to a man.
#26
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Googled it and came up with this:

Specifically, a "male lesbian" is a heterosexual man who wishes
that he had been born a woman, but who (even if he had been a woman)
could only make love to another woman and never to a man.


yea, that's pretty much every guy in existence
#27
Quote by Godsmack_IV
Googled it and came up with this:

Specifically, a "male lesbian" is a heterosexual man who wishes
that he had been born a woman, but who (even if he had been a woman)
could only make love to another woman and never to a man.


Damn...and I thought Springer/Maury/Jones covered everything..

This I wanta see.

"Joel is a male lesbian. He loves Anna. He has had his penis removed and a glory hole inserted, post op. He has bosoms. Will Anna love him? Tune in find out."
#29
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yea, that's pretty much every guy in existence

Save for the part where we want to be a woman...
#31
Quote by AzureNight
Save for the part where we want to be a woman...


Yeah, the only difference between a male and a male lesbian is a male doesn't want to be a woman.

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Damn...and I thought Springer/Maury/Jones covered everything..

This I wanta see.

"Joel is a male lesbian. He loves Anna. He has had his penis removed and a glory hole inserted, post op. He has bosoms. Will Anna love him? Tune in find out."



Actually they have done it before. They're called Transgendered straight males before they the get "clipped" and Lesbians after.
#38
I love her
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#40
I'd say most of us sayin we wouldn't do her know deep inside that if she was in front of us and willing, we'd bone her brains out. We might not tell our friends about it the next day, but by god we'd bone her good.

Except in Metalduds picture though, shes ugly as **** right there.
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