After a feat today which I'm incredibly proud of (my girl having 6 orgasms within 10 minutes, all from pure vaginal sex), I've become motivated to make an attempt on giving her 1337 in a single day.

Now, the catch is, I only get 2 breaks, and if I stop without declaring break, it's all over. She then plasters everywhere that I'm terrible in bed, which would be a major ball kick.

So, Pit, I need motivation for this.
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Just don't do it in las vegas, new york or miami. Their CSI teams will find you and hunt you down without mercy.
No you don't, you just want to brag about how many times your girlfriend has faked an orgasm for you.
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That's basically 1 a minute! You're a madman, a MADMAN!
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