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#1
Yea, this is off of the "Songs to have sex to" thread which I never actually read. Searchbar didn't come up with anything, I couldn't come up with anything, so I hope the pit can come up with something.
#2
The teletubbies theme tune.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#5
Quote by System4321
I cum blood? maybe


beat me to it
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The trip would reach its climax when you came across a character filling a pool via fapping and attempting to drown innocent people in it


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I ran up and started screaming rape because I knew she would never cheat on me.
#6
"I wanna fuck you like an animal..."

Or "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass"

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
I think any form of metal is guarenteed to leave quite a bit of rug burn on the one eyed trouser snake. This is assuming you're going at it in time. If not, then Miley Cyrus would kill even the best of my hard ons, making sex impossible



Sanity is not statistical
#12
Anything Dragonforce. Seriously, trying to keep up with THAT beat will end up with something getting broken or chafed.
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#14
Hurt - Johnny Cash

Played it at a party once for funsies. Total moment killer.
#15
Quote by System4321
I cum blood? maybe


Awesome if i really came blood! She would be shocked.

Maybe the song Addicted To Vaginal Skin or ****ed With A Knife?
#17
Quote by Lord-O-Donuts
Every Breath You Take - The Police

That song is creepy as hell. I wonder who in the world could like lyrics that describe obsessive stalking.
#18
March of the Pigs- NIN

It's in alternating 7/8 and 4/4 and it's at 269 BPM.
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i have a right to do anything with the least amount of activity possible and if u cant respect that u can go to japan and buy panties out of vending machines...communists


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#20
I can't possibly imagine having sex to Power Metal...

(perhaps manowar though)
Gear as 2015:
Ibanez PGM401
Music Man JP6 (for sale)
Music Man Axis (for sale)
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster
Ibanez EW Acoustic Steel string
Crappy Cort Acoustic 12-string
NI Rig Kontrol 3 & Guitar Rig 5
#22
Anything by Stephen Lynch, right a-bloody-way (I'm thinking "Baby" for the added wtf effect)
The rig:
Gibson SG faded special -> Marshall MG 50/100 (working on a valve amp)
Backup: Vintage AV1
Newcastle United
#24
Dazed and Confused by led zepplin, learn all the groans in the quiet middle bit
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#25
Quote by Martindecorum
nah its bout half that speed try around 130 140 ish trust me


I trust you, I was just taking wikipedia's word for it.

Still bad to have sex too. The piano bits would be wierd and uncomfortable.
Quote by juancsego
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#26
Quote by nodice182
I trust you, I was just taking wikipedia's word for it.

Still bad to have sex too. The piano bits would be wierd and uncomfortable.


Haha yeah thinking of the piano parts that would just ruin the mood like wtf was that lol
#28
squeeze me macaroni - mr bungle
anything by psyopus
anything by converge
tampon lollipops by skinless really sets the mood
#29
Quote by TheQuailman
That song is creepy as hell. I wonder who in the world could like lyrics that describe obsessive stalking.


YES! YES! Someone who sees it!

Seriously, I get mind****ed when anyone says that song is beautiful.
#31
Rotted Body Landslide and Frantic Disembowelment by Cannibal Corpse
Quote by SamuelBirkett
wtf r u say make no sensical



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#32
most tool songs would be awkward
especial Sinkfist (especialy during anal fisting)
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#33
Weird Al.

/thread
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#36
one of my friends saw a heavy metal concert.. he could'nt remember wht band it was. he saw a couple having sex to the beat of the song..
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Electric Wizard owns.

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electricwizard_ wins at common sense!!!


92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this in your sig.
#37
Quote by Whiskky
YES! YES! Someone who sees it!

Seriously, I get mind****ed when anyone says that song is beautiful.


I love that song
I think that song is beautiful
Gear n Shizz:

Washburn X50 Pro
Epiphone Korina Explorer
Line 6 Flextone III 75w
#38
TNT - ACDC. Imagine the awkwardness...
Cause I'm THRUST THRUST THRUST...I'm DYNO-MITE
Quote by Mr.Pink101
I saw a bumper sticker in a guitar store that read
"Like all musicians, Your Following the Bassist"
I lol'd

Quote by muhat gandy
It was a weird feeling cumming to someone being ripped apart...
#39
Probably, truly and honestly, I Cum Blood.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#40
Boy Name Sue- Johnny Cash
Any Tencaious D song.


Best I've found, was to just put on the Darkside of the Moon album and let it run.
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