#1
i made my own post for this becuz:

A) its an original end of the world theory so no "searchbar" crap lol
and B) i want people to expand upon this for fun


ok...so theres a giant meteor the size of earth hurdling towards us and we're using everything we got to stop it, but then mothra comes to try and push it the other way...but mecha godzilla doesnt like him cuz mothra owes him money so he starts shooting at him with his cool lazers...but mothra and king kong were room mates in college so king kong challenges mecha godzilla to a game of donkey konga...but mecha godzilla thinks that game is ****in stupid so they start playing DDR and Rock Band..at the same time...mothra sees the competition and wants to join in...all this dancing and rockin out causes a giant earthquake that splits open the planet and the giant meteor they forgot about slips in and crashes directly into the earths core shooting the inside of our planet outwards destroying us all FOREVERRRRRRRR
MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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#2
HAHA So Funny -_-
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#5
That was so funny!!!!

wait, no it wasn't.
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I'm rolling in the isles...
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#7
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Yeah but there's not gonna be a giant meteor.



yep...theres also not gonna b a mecha godzilla, king kong, mothra, or DDR/Rock Band stuff to fit them...dont b a douche, its fiction


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#8
Quote by andy_thomas
That was so funny!!!!

wait, no it wasn't.


go figure a canadian without a sense of humor


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#9
I liked the part about the green beans =)
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go figure a canadian without a sense of humor


Go figure, an unfunny American.
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#11
Quote by juancsego
go figure a canadian without a sense of humor


I didn't find it funny either

oh wait, Im canadian too

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#13
Quote by Ed Hunter
Go figure, an unfunny American.


i was jk bout the canadian thing but...u DO have a valid point...i only made this so people would expand upon it for fun but NO ONE is doing that lol


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Holy crap that rhymed.

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#18
Quote by juancsego
i was jk bout the canadian thing but...u DO have a valid point...i only made this so people would expand upon it for fun but NO ONE is doing that lol


That's because it's ridiculous and not in the slightest bit funny.
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#20
Sorry man, but that was just not funny.
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#22
Not funny at all. That's like some stupid thing a third grader would come up with. I laugh harder at funerals than at this.
#23
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#25
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Yeah but there's not gonna be a giant meteor.



There is one it is going to hit our planet around 2023. They are already working on a plane to stop it from hitting us. They government just isn't telling people so they don't panic.
#26
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There is one it is going to hit our planet around 2023. They are already working on a plane to stop it from hitting us. They government just isn't telling people so they don't panic.


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I didn't know they let 9 year olds on this site.
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#34
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Go figure, an unfunny American.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!

Seriously though, that was pretty fuckin' retarded.
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