I swear wtf is wrong with this bird outside my window. It has smacked into the glass like 3 times now, keeps scaring me to death.
u swear wtf is wrong...

learn english, then we might be able to help you.. also: pointless thread!
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Open the window you inconsiderate twat, it probably wants to come in
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Is there food inside your house which can be seen if you looked through the window? Is so, get rid of it. Also, do the same with any shiny objects.

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That pic is awesome
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epic lulz are had from this pic.

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we had this awesome bird print on our window
ill upload it once imageshack complies with mah orders

Last edited by oscar666 at Nov 9, 2008,
This thread is gold! I have never seen a bird leave a print on a window before.
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