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#1
post things that make you realise that ure lonely.. in "you your lonely when.." form;


You know your lonely when you plan your night around fapping
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#3
im going to leave this thread to make you even more lonely
Quote by extrememetal94
I really hope I have a small penis.
#4
you know you're lonely when you feel lonely.
Quote by RU Experienced?
Go see U2, then you can say you contributed money to Bono's giant Irish tower built out of the blood, tears, and the hopes of African children.
#5
When you consider having sex with some random guy a decade older than you because you're that desperate


(I didn't do that btw)
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#6
You know your lonely when...

D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#9
You know you're lonely when there are no other people around, because you smell like cheese. And not nice cheese.
#11
you know when your lonely when you masterbate with your own tears as lube.

I had to edit it.
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
Last edited by SoftParade1967 at Nov 9, 2008,
#12
when you suddenly start singing...I'm....so....roooneryyyyy
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#13
You know you're lonely when some fat ugly bitch says she likes you and she asks to be your girlfriend and you say yes.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#15
When you die in your room crying becuase noone cares your on your death bed because you havent talked to another human being in 12 years.
Quote by Allnightmask22

Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

Quote by RageAgainst...
Teddy-Metal
for those who like to mosh, but just wanna cuddle afterwards

smashing pumkins fans=)^
#16
Quote by SoftParade1967
you know when your lonely when you masterbate with your own tears.

Wait.. what?
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#17
you know your lonely when you masturbate more times a day than you blink.
#18
When you think every chick in the Pit is hot.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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Quote by Scowmoo
..
HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#19
WAIT, waiiit!

I can answer this...


You know your lonely when...


You bought two grams of coke with the intention of sharing with a lady friend, only to find out the 5 ladies you invite over to partake are all too busy, and then when you decide maybe just a lad's night in is the way forwards, all your bro's seem to busy tonight too..


DAMN! Cocaine sure works for me but maybe it's not quite everyones cup of... coke.
Once We Were Anarchists
#20
Quote by vintage x metal
Wait.. what?


its from a movie. Waiting.
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#21
Quote by SoftParade1967
its from a movie. Waiting.

I heard that tears were good lube.. thats what my mom said anyway.. yes. I am that lonely.

you know your lonely when you think that rickrolling is a way to pass the time.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#22
you know you're lonely when...

you write three songs in a day: one about the girl you love, one about how you're better than her boyfriend and the third one about deconstructing the nazi movement using a phoenix and a lightsabre.
#23
Quote by SoftParade1967
its from a movie. Waiting.




I'M WATCHING WAITING RIGHT NOW

How funny is that?

I'm alone
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#24
You know you're lonely when you start talking to your guitar, then playing so it sounds like it's talking back.
#25
Quote by Firenze


I'M WATCHING WAITING RIGHT NOW

How funny is that?

I'm alone


its a great movie isent it?
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#26
you know you're lonely when you spell you're as your
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#27
Quote by billybusa
you know you're lonely when you spell you're as your

That's the cause, not the symptom.
The medium is the message!
#28
Quote by sixwingmortal
You know you're lonely when some fat ugly bitch says she likes you and she asks to be your girlfriend and you say yes.


Oh so very true.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#29
You know you're lonely when you make lame ass attempts to attack the TS...

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


Quote by kosmic
Holy Moses.
haha
#30
Quote by Pauldapro
You know you're lonely when you make lame ass attempts to attack the TS...

yeah TS!.. you fag!


wait.. that contradicts the quote.. wait! I'm the TS.. dang, i'm lonely

you know you're lonely when you plan next weekend to be alone.. because ure so used to it
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#31
You know you're lonely when you feel sad looking at other people in their happy relationships.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#32
Quote by valennic
You know you're lonely when you feel sad looking at other people in their happy relationships.


....

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


Quote by kosmic
Holy Moses.
haha
#34
When your "friends" plan things in your Birthday whitout saying you anything, and it wasn't a surprise party
#35
Quote by Old Lady
^ Me to Damn, what a grim thread.


Hey wait a minute, if we're both sad at the same thing, we're no longer lonely!

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


Quote by kosmic
Holy Moses.
haha
#37
Quote by Just_Matt
You know you're lonely when you spend half your day playing windows games.

good lord at least download tetris or something, buddy.

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


Quote by Trefellin
Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
#38
you know your lonely when you go for a day with out talking to anyone
Quote by Deliriumbassist
marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#39
Quote by vintage x metal
When you consider having sex with some random guy a decade older than you because you're that desperate


(I didn't do that btw)


+1

I'm guilty of that.