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#1
Have you ever wished you could fly, have super strength, or travel through time?
What about less obvious super powers? More down to Earth and mundane?

For example
Extreme acne man: The ability to give people extremely bad acne. The kind that looks terrible and hurts really bad. It might sound useless but you could still use it for personal gain, like robbing a bank.
"Give me all your money"
"No"
"I'll give you really bad acne"
"Holy shit, I have a date tomorrow, take it all"
If you had the ability to take away acne you could also make money, without robbery.

Can see over tall objects man: This would be really useful in concerts. It probably wouldn't be much use elsewhere though.

Change man: No, not Barrack Obama. This superhero can find change on the ground really well. think of how much money must be dropped in the street every day. With a large investment in time and walking this guy could be rich.

Three star Tab man: This superhero can tab songs pretty well, like 70-80% correct most of the time. Most of your tab comments would read "No no no, it's A7 in the bridge, not A minor, Good tab otherwise though"

Can make a really good sandwich girl: I realised that all the rest were men, and I don't want to be a chauvinist.

Fail thread man: Me.

Suggest some of your own mild or odd superpowers.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
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#3
Epic thread man: Has the ability to sort through lame threads and find the win.
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1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#6
Fish man: He rips off his skin when a person is in trouble and gasps for water.

and, I've wanted to be able to make a person get a cold shiver down their spine just by looking at them.

Shiver Vision
"Whats that noise??"

"... Jazz"
#7
Fall down but doesn't get hurt too bad man: Where you can fall down at any given time, and only get hurt slightly.
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#9
I'd be embarassing silences man.

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#10
This thread is remarkably awesome.

Tape dispenser man: can pull tape out of his mouth at any given time. He also cums glue.
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#11
Perfect Hygiene Guy. Never smell bad again.
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Wait...
#12
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I'd be embarassing silences man.

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Embarrassing? Like the economic climate in regards to wallstreet?


Hayooo!


Hayooo! man: Hayooo!
#13
MELT MAN....WITH THE POWER TOO....MELT!!! thats from a show alonggg time ago cant rememebr it tho
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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#14
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I'd be embarassing silences man.

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*Cough*

uhm...
"Whats that noise??"

"... Jazz"
#15
The ability to know the location of the nearest parking space to your destination!
Actually, that's awesome, not mild.
#16
Dotted Line Girl (Rugrats! WOOO!)

Global Warming Man: With the power to prove Al Gore right.

Apocalypse Man: The power to freak out over any little detail and create cardboard signs painted with "The End is Near" out of anything.

Syphilis Man: should explain itself.

And Melt Man is from Action League Now! Which aired on Kablam! and then went and had it's own series.
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#17
There was a thread of super powers a while back (not saying you should have searchbar-ed; this is completely different) where one of the replies was:

"I want the super power of Canada."



To which the reply was...

"I am "AFRICA-MAN"! I have the super-ability to starve children!"

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
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Quote by AlecMag
There was a thread of super powers a while back (not saying you should have searchbar-ed; this is completely different) where one of the replies was:

"I want the super power of Canada."



To which the reply was...

"I am "AFRICA-MAN"! I have the super-ability to starve children!"

"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#20
Accessories team: A couple who finds unfortunately-styled people and gives them a few items to looks a little better, but have no real other value in life.

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#21
Quote by Ur all $h1t


T'was quite epic indeed.

Sooo...yeah, i'm stealing Africa-Man.

>.>
<.<

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#22
Quote by vintage x metal
Accessories team: A couple who finds unfortunately-styled people and gives them a few items to looks a little better, but have no real other value in life.




English challengers approach!

#23
ive always wanted to be able to piss out beer...

*goes up to pretty girl*

hey, want to do a kegstand?
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#24
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*Cough*

uhm...


Yeah I... uh...
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#25
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English challengers approach!


American team is sexier
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#26
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Yeah I... uh...


Wanna find a pool and a guy with webbed toes and race with him?
"Whats that noise??"

"... Jazz"
#27
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American team is sexier



Let this be on your conscience then:




There, are you happy now? Happy that you tried to play me at who can stoop to the lowest level? Well I hope you're proud
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Burnt Face Man?
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#29
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Wanna find a pool and a guy with webbed toes and race with him?


I was waiting for someone to ask that.

Let's go!
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#30
Good conversation-man: The ability to hold up a quite good conversation with absolutely anyone: anyone ever.

The Burnt Face Man cartoons are awesome for these, such as: Have-a-nice-day Man, Really Angry Man, etc. etc.
#31
Quote by minibrowny
Let this be on your conscience then:




There, are you happy now? Happy that you tried to play me at who can stoop to the lowest level? Well I hope you're proud

Her breasts look so masculine. is that even possible?


I want that to be my superpower
Masculine Breasted Woman!
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#33
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the ability to make amplifiers turn on by clapping

An amp with a clapper? That would murder gigs completely. It would be like a kill switch that you can't control!
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#34
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Her breasts look so masculine. is that even possible?


I want that to be my superpower
Masculine Breasted Woman!




You can't, I have it bagsed. Want to see the logic?

Me =male

therefore me = mildly masculine

me= chubbz

therefore me= manbreasts

therefore me= masculine breasted man.


Check. Mate.
#35
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Bargain man, with the ability to find the best prices for anything

It's called being Jewish

Offensively racist stereotype man
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#36
Quote by minibrowny
You can't, I have it bagsed. Want to see the logic?

Me =male

therefore me = mildly masculine

me= chubbz

therefore me= manbreasts

therefore me= masculine breasted man.


Check. Mate.

Way to ruin my aspirations


Well, maybe we can be a team? I'll have to get a boob job to fit the part but I think it'll be well worth it =]
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#37
Quote by vintage x metal
Way to ruin my aspirations


Well, maybe we can be a team? I'll have to get a boob job to fit the part but I think it'll be well worth it =]



Yeah! You might have to put on some weight, otherwise on the fatmobile it would be tilted downwards on my side, and you'd be subject to wire traps etc
#38
Quote by demoniacfashion
This thread is remarkably awesome.

Tape dispenser man: can pull tape out of his mouth at any given time. He also cums glue.

That could end in many trips to the hospital. Although I would imagine it would quickly become very few trips, and then none.
#39
Quote by minibrowny
Yeah! You might have to put on some weight, otherwise on the fatmobile it would be tilted downwards on my side, and you'd be subject to wire traps etc

It's cool; I've been working on it!
I'll be there in no time. Just a few more bottles of lard..
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