#1
There are some really dumb pick-up lines out there.

They never work.

And Ill start you people off with this one:
Are your parents retarded? Because you look like a very special girl.
#4
Did you just fart? 'Cause you just blew me away...
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#5
Are you a model? cause I wanna ****.

I've heard a close friend of mine say this to a girl. He walked out of that party with a hand print on his face.
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#6
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Are your parents retarded? Because you look like a very special girl.


Hey, so do you wanna get out of here? We can go back to your place if you want...
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


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#7
Call me milk cause I'll do your body gooood.

I'm going outside to make out. Wanna join me?

Is there a keg in your pants, cause I'd tap that!

Hi mi name is tim. Wanna meet me?
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#9
"What's the deal honeybuns? Y'all like pop tarts?"

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=umDBRQ8GfEQ Starts at 1:30. Actually, that's the BEST pickup line.
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#11
my love for you is like diarrhea,i just cant hold it in
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I like staring at girls' boobs and seeing how long it takes them to say something and what their reaction is. It's win-win-win


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#13
Nice shoes... wanna ****?

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#16
Do you clean your pants with windex? Cause I can see my face in your crotch.
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