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#1
Alright here's the story. Earlier tonight i was in a buddies room watching TV with my roommate for a few hours and when we returned to our room a few of my other friends had TAG bombed our room. If you don't know what that is it's when you take a couple cans of TAG bodyspray and duct tape down the top so it sprays continuously then toss it in a small space and make it smell like total hell. When we finally came back to our room there was a fog, i'm only able to stand it now after an hour and a half of the windows and door open with a mask on. Now I'm no stranger to TAG bombings cause i pretty much invented them freshmen year and one of the guys that got us has had this in the plans as revenge on me for a long time, so we're even. The other two guys, however, are freshmen this year and have no idea who they are messing with. So tell me pit, what should i do to em to exact my revenge.

p.s. sorry for the wall of text
p.p.s. rape is an appropriate response
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#2
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p.p.s. rape is an appropriate response

No it isn't.
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#5
Commit a mighty bumming on their fathers. Bonus point if it's a spitroast.
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#6
take a dump on their chest while theyre sleeping?
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#7
wtf? please tell me a bumming is not what my mind thinks it is... also i like where we're going with the above
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#9
If they have cars, shit in the little bit where the windscreen wipers are, but do it in a way that it's not visible. Then pour water on the windscreen so they have to wipe it off when they go to drive (might have to time that right).
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#12
I'm thinking perhaps something not involving bodily waste, though i do like the shit in the pillows idea
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#13
im pretty sure if my friends did this i would beat the crap out of them.

but yeah. wait for them to go to bed and arrange something so that when they open the door water (or better yet, urine) falls on their head
#15
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wtf? please tell me a bumming is not what my mind thinks it is... also i like where we're going with the above


Bumming is putting your one-eyed trouser snake into another mans chocolate-lined poop dispenser. Fun for all the family. Like incest.
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#16
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Do it back, idiot.

yeah i could but that is too easy and unoriginal. It's gotta be something that ends a war not starts a battle
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#17
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Bumming is putting your one-eyed trouser snake into another mans chocolate-lined poop dispenser. Fun for all the family. Like incest.

k, that's what i was afraid of, thanks for the clarification though
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#18
Fill their windscreen wiper water container things with ink from permanent markers.
#19
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k, that's what i was afraid of, thanks for the clarification though


Don't phear the c0ck...
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#20
knock on their door and run away so they open it. repeat a few times so they get mad and start opening the door fast to try to catch who it is. get a medium size garbage can fill with water or fruit punch(for some added sticky factor) or any other kind of liquid you want. lean aganist the door so when they open the door it will spill into their room. and then knock on their door and run. thus having the liquid of your choicespilling on everything on the floor and their rug and it will just smell like stanky water in their room all semester.
#21
Take it one step further
TAG bomb their room and throw in a match
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#22
you could take a hose into their room and soak it
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#23
On the back of their favorite shirt write

"I like it from behind"

or give them a can of coke, and put a little hole before the mouth so when they drink it, it drips on their shirt, and put ink in the coke. so it stains, just to make it so much more brutal!

and then kick them in the shin!
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#24
Open a can of tuna or some sort of fish in a tin, hide it behind the radiator.
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#25
Bang one of their girlfriends, but do it really loudly. Not only will you keep them up all night, but you'll have banged their girlfriend. It's like revenge in two delicious flavours.
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#26
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Bang one of their girlfriends, but do it really loudly. Not only will you keep them up all night, but you'll have banged their girlfriend. It's like revenge in two delicious flavours.

it comes in flavours now?
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"Oh.. okay.. good night"

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#27
If you have tile or some kind of smooth surface flooring, go ahead and slab some baby oil on that bad boy. Our dorm neighbors kept reporting us for being to loud(they didn't even come to the door, they called the office). I bought some of this baby rubbing oil crap, then I sprayed it all over the floor under their doors. Its still pretty slick over there, and it has spread pretty far into the hallway.
#29
So... "They don't know who they're dealing with" and yet you come to the pit for ideas? Methinks you aren't as much of a mastermind as you might think.

They're freshmen. Get 'em shitfaced under the pretense of peace and make sure when they pass out they wake up grabbing each others nuts.
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#30
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Bang one of their girlfriends, but do it really loudly. Not only will you keep them up all night, but you'll have banged their girlfriend. It's like revenge in two delicious flavours.


yes! i'm thinking this, but then i'll have to take one step farther and cum inside her, cause that'd be pretty harsh. But then if i do that then i have to take it all the way and say that she can't get an abortion because i want to love and take care of the child, then just trick my friend into thinking the child's his, then i split
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#31
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So... "They don't know who they're dealing with" and yet you come to the pit for ideas? Methinks you aren't as much of a mastermind as you might think.

well we have plenty of ideas, the biggest problem is they live in the same house as us so we need things that can be contained to just their room (or their stuff). and we can't cause any really bad irreparable damage cause then we'd have to get it fixed. This is why i'm thinking anything causing terrible smalls is good, and anything cause emotional damage is good.
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#32
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it comes in flavours now?


Pussy is a flavour. They should make it into crisps.

MrOtter, sounds like you've got a plan right there.
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#33
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Pussy is a flavour. They should make it into crisps.

MrOtter, sounds like you've got a plan right there.


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#34
you should upper decker them. it's when you poo in the top part of the toilet instead of the regular bottom. so when they flush, poo comes out. i've never done this, so idk what happens.
#35
If they have no idea who they're messing with, why would you come to the pit for revenge, shouldn't YOU be the one to think up a genius plan.
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#36
Hide rotten eggs EVERYWHERE in their room/s its like a treasure hunt except if you dont win fast enough your stuff stinks permentantly.
And dont be afraid to get crative- it doesnt matter if it gets squished. Several obvious ones in the bed, then one hidden one they never find. in the curtain frame, under the couch, INSIDE the remote battery and squeezed through and cooling hole sin the TV (if they have this shit) all over they computer keybord etc. EVERYWHERE. You'll need about 6 cartons. also crack them all over shit in their closet. Seriousy, this one is WIN.
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#37
Act like you forgot about it, go over to their house, take a dump in the corner of their shower and aim the water in the other corner. Set the water to the hottest. Lock the door. Gorillas in the mist.
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#38
A good trick is to take the 2 parts out of a fire extinguisher, and place them in the top of the toilet, so that when they push flush, the 2 chemicals from the fire extinguisher (that have been kept seperate) mix and then the foam stuff will just start pouring out. It apparently makes a huge mess.
Believe it or not, i got told this by an old high school teacher.
#39
Tag Bomb them worse then what they got you,

i mean say they used 3 cans you should use 15.
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#40
Well i feel i need to contribute another suggestion....
give them:
Viagra
Rohypnol
Exlax
Extacy
then strip them naked and throw them in a public place. so therefore they will be really horny with a boner sh*ting theirself and will have no clue were they are or what they are doing. plus you can video tape it for epic lulz. thats about the best you can get.
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