#1
I've been putting on and off on my guitar this capo and found out I can use it as a finger excerciser.


any exciting stories *ahem* from mah brethren?
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#2
no
nice story but
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#4
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yeah well i realised that black people can be albino


Like me

I wish.
"Whats that noise??"

"... Jazz"
#6
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I just realised that if I eat the pips in an apple, no tree grows out of my mouth! I knew my mum was lying to me....

Check your butt, guaranteed foliage
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

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#7
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yeah well i realised that black people can be albino


I had an albino friend once. I lost him in a snowstorm.
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