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#1
in my friend's RS Class (Religious Sutdies or Religious Education for those who dont know) their teacher showed them this book which explains why people are white and this is roughly what i heard it says.

when people started out we were all black people. then one day someone found some magic pond or something and jumped in it. the magic water "washed them clean" and they became "pure" and white.

they ran back and told everyone, so they all queued up to get washed.

all of the first people to go in the water got fully "washed" and became white. when there was only about half the water left the people that came out weren't "fully washed" and were a "yellowy colour" and went to live in china!

when there was almost no water left the remaining people could only wash the soles of their feet and the palms of their hands, explaining the difference in colour in black peoples hands and feet.


aparently this is meant to be some sort of uber christian book for CHILDREN.

i want to know what it's called so i can read it and see how bad it really is.

has anyone else read or heard of it?
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#2
Thats down right retarded

If Jesus was alive he was probably black, or at least blacker than white.

How can people call them selves christian and be racist? Hypocritical much...


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#4
I can't say that I have heard of this. This is very odd sounding IMO
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So is a lot of the Bible.

I mean, without drugs, who the hell talks to a bush?

Every one in the white house talks to a bush, although that hasnt done much good either...


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Censorship should apply. We should burn this book.
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#7
That book sounds pretty damn strange, like most religious readings i know of. I should seek it out for the same reason as you.
#8
the book does seem very stupid.

but im going to ask some more people from that class about it to see if i havent been lied to.


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i heard something racist about bush and obama in the same discussion btw.
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Every one in the white house talks to a bush, although that hasnt done much good either...


Damn...
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#11
im a christian and thats just an obvious troll, ive never heard anything so rediculous.
#12
Disgusting.
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#13
That is definitely not a Christian book, because the story of how all the different races ended up where they are is a completely different story.
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im a christian and thats just an obvious troll, ive never heard anything so rediculous.


One version of the Bible states a man must not sit on a seat if it was previously occupied by a woman on her period.

that's pretty ridiculous if you ask me...
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im a christian and thats just an obvious troll, ive never heard anything so rediculous.


fair enough. we now know it's real truth.
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Well i thought everyone knew this...
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#17
so were can i find this magic pond???? id like to be black for a day if it works that way.
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#18


Oh, some people and this religion thing can be quite comical...

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So is a lot of the Bible.

I mean, without drugs, who the hell talks to a bush?


History Channel taught me that the people that wrote the Bible actually went into caves with concentrated fumes equivalent to meth to write the stories.

Moral of the story, don't go into meth caves...
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so were can i find this magic pond???? id like to be black for a day if it works that way.


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One version of the Bible states a man must not sit on a seat if it was previously occupied by a woman on her period.

that's pretty ridiculous if you ask me...


He must not be touched by a woman on her period, otherwise he is "unclean"

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Thats down right retarded

If Jesus was alive he was probably black, or at least blacker than white.

How can people call them selves christian and be racist? Hypocritical much...

what about nazis? they were christian
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what about nazis? they were christian

So was Torquemada. It doesn't make you a good person.
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im a christian and thats just an obvious troll, ive never heard anything so rediculous.

Because Christians have never changed anything in the bible to be more politically correct.
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so were can i find this magic pond???? id like to be black for a day if it works that way.


So you could have all kinds of jokes made at you expense? I can't seriously believe that any respectable publishers actually printed that crap. Wouldn't they be liable for defamation or something of the sort?



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One version of the Bible states a man must not sit on a seat if it was previously occupied by a woman on her period.

that's pretty ridiculous if you ask me...


I'm not going to sit on a chair that's covered in period blood.

That's just common sense, you might aswell write it down.
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when there was almost no water left the remaining people could only wash the soles of their feet and the palms of their hands, explaining the difference in colour in black peoples hands and feet.



what about nipples and genitals?
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You ever heard of a Tampon?

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Go on then, get sarcastic, but tell me this. Were tampons readily available when the bible was being written?
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what about nipples and genitals?


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Go on then, get sarcastic, but tell me this. Were tampons readily available when the bible was being written?




Probably not. But why forbid a man to sit there. It is just common sense.

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Go on then, get sarcastic, but tell me this. Were tampons readily available when the bible was being written?


Everyone knows God intended for only women to bleed from their genitals... That's their punishment for not having something awesome. Like a penis.
#33
In soviet russia, you wash magic water clean.


/lamejoke


this book is the überphailxorz

i want the name too.
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#34
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So you could have all kinds of jokes made at you expense? I can't seriously believe that any respectable publishers actually printed that crap. Wouldn't they be liable for defamation or something of the sort?



Maybe the teacher made it up? i dunno but i agree.
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#35
well ima gonna go backt o schol tomorrow and find out the whole details of this book because personally i think it's bullshit too.


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what about nipples and genitals?


they're still black.

black people still have black genitals, otherwise black c*ck stereotypes wouldn't work and it would meant hat white people would have huge shlongs too.

but i am yet to discover this first hand...
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they're still black.

black people still have black genitals, otherwise black c*ck stereotypes wouldn't work and it would meant hat white people would have huge shlongs too.

but i am yet to discover this first hand...


I use this graph like, every day.

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im a christian and thats just an obvious troll, ive never heard anything so rediculous.

Guess you haven't read the old testament then?
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^ True,

I've seen this graph here before. first time I was like then I was like .


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