#1
Heres the question.

A life or death situation.
You have to screw one dead person.
Or you die.
It can be anybody.
Who would it be and why if you feel like it
#5
Courtney Love
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#7

Am I the only person that has a fantasy of rubbing his **** through her wrinkles?
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#9
Er I though Courtney Love was still alive.
Oh and decomposition depends on how long they have bin dead doesn't it lol
#10
Id screw/kill hannah montana. Win/win situation.
What would you do...?


He treats objects like women, man.
#12
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I'd tap that. Over and over again.

You sicken me.
Plus shes still alive too
#14


I'd tap that like a terrys chocolate orange.
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#17
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More importantly:

Kill your dad or bone your mum?!

Kill my dad, definately

He'd understand, he's had to put up with my mum in bed for like 15 years.
#18
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Am I the only person that has a fantasy of rubbing his **** through her wrinkles?


HAHA looks like a f**king turkey!!
#20
Can we have someone who is alive killed and then f**k them?




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#21
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Kill my dad, definately

He'd understand, he's had to put up with my mum in bed for like 15 years.


, brilliant

On topic...death, surely??
#22
I choose....


DEATH!!!!!


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While I did answer, I do agree:

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this is a stupid premise.

TS wants you all to declare your preferences in this disgusting matter.

TS didn't bother to mention his.

this is stupid thread.


stupid thread must die.
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#24
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Can we have someone who is alive killed and then f**k them?


Er i hadn't thought of that one...

So no.
They can't be killed by you just before you do it.
That really would defeat the object of it.
I mean, they'd still be warm
#25
this is a stupid premise.

TS wants you all to declare your preferences in this disgusting matter.

TS didn't bother to mention his.

this is stupid thread.


stupid thread must die.
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Er i hadn't thought of that one...

So no.
They can't be killed by you just before you do it.
That really would defeat the object of it.
I mean, they'd still be warm


Wait. What about Hannah Montana??? She has to be an exception. Everyone wants to fux her....... and kill her. So why not?
What would you do...?


He treats objects like women, man.
#31
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Wait. What about Hannah Montana??? She has to be an exception. Everyone wants to fux her....... and kill her. So why not?


I will give you that everyone wants the bone Hannah Montana.
But she isn't dead.
So just rape her afterwards and blame it on the psychological trauma caused by being made to screw a dead person.
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I really hadn't though about the specifics of the corpse rape situation.
I spose you could use a tesco bag if it made you happy
#34
I'd probably die.

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this is a stupid premise.

TS wants you all to declare your preferences in this disgusting matter.

TS didn't bother to mention his.

this is stupid thread.


stupid thread must die.


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#35
i have a better question, would you rather have sex with a girl that has a penis or a guy that has a vagina?
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#36
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I really hadn't though about the specifics of the corpse rape situation.
I spose you could use a tesco bag if it made you happy


So it will be
#37
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i have a better question, would you rather have sex with a girl that has a penis or a guy that has a vagina?

Guy that has a vagina. Logically, that is just a tomboy, whereas a girl with a penis is just an emo.

I hope to God my theory stands true D:
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