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i went to chinatown yesterday and they had baby chickens for $2.50 each, so i got myself a baby chicken. my baby chicken's name is dave.




i got him a heating lamp and a whole box set up with water and food and stuff, but he still won't shut the hell. i love him a lot though. is there anything i should know about baby chicken care? any help? anyone ever owned one?


and if you just wanna photoshop/ms paint the pic too, that's fine.
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Remember- he is NOT a nugget. Don't kill him and eat him when he grows up.

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#7
Awwwwwwwwwwww he's gonna die.
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Remember- he is NOT a nugget. Don't kill him and eat him when he grows up.

Of course he's not a nugget. You have to whack it in a blender and then coat it in batter for that.
#9
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Oh em gee....the potential he has when he evolves....what moves will you teach him?

Lies. That doesn't happen. -_-
#11
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You're f*cking fast! I edited that in less than a minute and you still managed to quote it. Are you like Rapidash?

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#12
go to vet and see if you dont need any medication.if you want a nice chick(en), dont feed it with those chemical shit, they usually like mais flour, give it some milk also and some bread moistened in the milk.NEVER salty food.
#13
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go to vet and see if you dont need any medication.if you want a nice chick(en), dont feed it with those chemical shit, they usually like mais flour, give it some milk also and some bread moistened in the milk.NEVER salty food.

I don't think it's a good idea to give any animal with a fast heart rate anything salty, especially birds.
#14
He looks delicious.
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#16
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Get a duck too! Then you can breed them and call the baby Chuck! Or Dick!

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#17
^_^ awwww...


yeah, I don't know anything about chicken care. But he's very cute. and Dave's a perfect chicken name.
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#20
Ooooooh, he's gona be one tasty meal when he grows up.
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#21
aww what a cute chick, if he dies im coming to break your legs
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#22
Feed it uncooked rice and lots of it...


Only kidding, get it actual maize and insects like crickets, ect. proper natural food's it would eat in the wild if it was being raised by it's mother, if you were to chew then re-gurgitate it would be even better.
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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#23
haha where's you get him? route 1 or 2? Teach him fly!!! hm01 i believe! then when he evolves have him fly you places
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haha where's you get him? route 1 or 2? Teach him fly!!! hm01 i believe! then when he evolves have him fly you places

Go away with your lies. -_-
#25
i was actually gonna get a duck too, but apparently they only have them in the summer time.


it's like their some kind of seasonal fruit or something.
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Pedophilia all the way man. Go for it.

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hahaha i thought you wrote Philidelphia all the way, i was like yeah philidelphias cool i spose

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#26
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haha where's you get him? route 1 or 2? Teach him fly!!! hm01 i believe! then when he evolves have him fly you places

isn't HM 01 cut? Fly is HM 02. Or I could be wrong...
#29
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isn't HM 01 cut? Fly is HM 02. Or I could be wrong...


no, your right, and they dont need to evolve to use HM's noob!!!!
#30
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isn't HM 01 cut? Fly is HM 02. Or I could be wrong...

you are correct my friend, hm 02 is in fact fly.You are indeed a pokemon expert.
#31
Get some Hi-Res Photos & we can ask the admins and webmasters to put him in the
Ultimate-Guitar.com background?

We could start a UG-Mascot's thread, no photoshops, just images of your pet
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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#33
On a similar note, i have a £15 limit and want to buy a friend a cool pet for secret santa this xmas. Any ideas? What would survive a trip to college?
#34
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He is NOT a pokemon. He can't learn this sh*t.

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Earth
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Fire
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#35
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He is NOT a pokemon. He can't learn this sh*t.



Oh yes he can! Dont tell Dave what he can and cant do! You aint got SHIT on chicken!!!
#36
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no, your right, and they dont need to evolve to use HM's noob!!!!

but pidgey i believe cant learn fly till it evolves.... i think.....
*starts heavily searching for strategy guide*
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On a similar note, i have a £15 limit and want to buy a friend a cool pet for secret santa this xmas. Any ideas? What would survive a trip to college?

Budgeh.

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Earth
Water
Wind
Fire
Heart

For I am CAPTAIN PLANET!

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER

Pokemon are a lie.

FACT.
#38
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On a similar note, i have a £15 limit and want to buy a friend a cool pet for secret santa this xmas. Any ideas? What would survive a trip to college?

Buy your friend a naked mole rat. I gave one to my girl for her birthday and I'm up to my ears in poon.
#39
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but pidgey i believe cant learn fly till it evolves.... i think.....
*starts heavily searching for strategy guide*

No pidgey's able to learn it
#40
Keep us updated with your little guy.In a few months we'll see what a real chicken looks like lol
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