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One of my best friends has his jaw wired shut right now, and I feel really bad for him. I was wondering if you guys could help me come up with ways to cheer him up. Like things I could get for him that he could eat/drink through a straw. Do you guys know anyone who has had to deal with this.
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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#4
Heat the wire up and melt cheese over it.
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#9
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have a hot chick come over and give him a bj.


Or even better, have her only give him a bj if he gives her oral first.
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#11
he got knocked the **** out.
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#13
take a pic of him with your cell, upload it here and make him an internet phenomenon

he will love you forever
#14
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he got knocked the **** out.


actually he didn't, he was suckerpunched when we wasn't looking, was hit with his mouth open at the worst possible angle. and then only stumbled back. This guy is probably the toughest I know to be honest.
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have a hot chick come over and give him a bj.



i'd like that :P
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#16

Show him this pic and tell him it could be worse. He could have NO jaw.


...then slip him a hand job
#17
Ali Williams the All Blacks (Rugby) player had his jaw wired shut. Theres a load of his videos on youtube about all the soups and crap like that he was on.

Worth a watch maybe?
#18
I had my jaw wired shut last year because i had some jaw surgeory. I just drank a bunch of these boost drinks.
#19
make a joke about it.. it should go down well.
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#20
um...kanye west!!! come on he could be the next big rapper!!! that'll cheer him up
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#21
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um...kanye west!!! come on he could be the next big rapper!!! that'll cheer him up

Wait... what?
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#22
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actually he didn't, he was suckerpunched
when we wasn't looking, was hit with his mouth open at the worst possible angle. and then only stumbled back. This guy is probably the toughest I know to be honest.


well in that case make him snort something.
-oxy
-blow
or
like said
-bong rip.

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#23
Quote by QuantumMechanix
um...kanye west!!! come on he could be the next big rapper!!! that'll cheer him up


Spit it through the wire, man.
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#24
tell him he could end up like kanye west. he had his jaw wired shut
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#25
... you slip hand jobs, and blow jobs to people who can't "take care" of themselves.

Jaw wired shut... hmmm... well you could either chew a McDonald's value meal for him and then make sure its liquified enough to feed through a straw.

Of course, you could always use a blender as well...
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#26
Quote by Gooze
One of my best friends has his jaw wired shut right now, and I feel really bad for him. I was wondering if you guys could help me come up with ways to cheer him up. Like things I could get for him that he could eat/drink through a straw. Do you guys know anyone who has had to deal with this.



i say you take off his pants...
he cant yell for help.

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#27
Pizza in a blender.

1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#28
Take him shopping, maybe some lingerie would be nice. The go back to the house a play tummy sticks
#29
send him to meat spin.

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Schecter Syn Std. * modded, scalloped, and worn*
Schecter C-1 Elite *still sexy*
Ibanez AEL 12-string

"He who sticks his dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts"
#30
get a white board with a rope on it, hang it around his neck, give him a marker...problem solved
#32
Have him say no to a donkey who wants him to ride it and destroy your big night out.
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#34
Ask him if he wants an ounce of weed free.

"HMM HM HMMM!!!"

"I'll take that as a no then..."
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#35
Eat a 2 inch thick steak infront of him, ask if he wants any if he says yes, put it in a blender and jizz in it

If he says no, continue eating the delicious steak


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#36
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Eat a 2 inch thick steak infront of him, ask if he wants any if he says yes, put it in a blender and jizz in it

If he says no, continue eating the delicious steak

Snuffles is right, thats a win-win situation right thar.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#37
oh damn getting punched in the jaw sucks. its got to be even worse when your mouth is wide open and you arent expecting it too. shit man idk, hookers?
#38
Rape him, he can't say no
Seriously watch some of his favourite shows with him or play other games with him.
#39
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send him to meat spin.


i found meatspin because of you bjovi400

i hate you forever
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