#1
storytime UG!!
last night i was just chillin playing video games, when at about 12:13 o' clock my friend called and said we should hang out. so i walked through the scary ass woods to meet him, and we went to jack in the box. when we got there the doors were closed so we walked through the drive-through. i got the most delish shake evar. it was cold though. especially with a short sleeved shirt on.

what did YOU people do last night?

ever walked through the drive-through?

why am i still awake?

is there still time to repent?
#3
Quote by exylum
interesting night...

last night i was just chillin playing video games, when at about 12:13 o' clock my friend called and said we should hang out.


You lie.
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#4
That was about as uneventful as mine. I fell asleep watching Kill Bill on TBS
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#5
you people dont know how scary it was in those woods. alone. in the dark.
with bears.
#6
That wasnt very interesting....


And neither was my night but it was a hell of a lot more entertaining than that was.


Oh and boobs look like this:

( .Y. )
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#7
The only bears are those that are physical manipulations of your delusions with regards to what interesting constitutes.
#8
Pah beat this

I stayed up till gone 3 in the morning with rhitard writing poems last nite

(I was actually still awake at 5am but she had left me by then )




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#10
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That wasnt very interesting....


And neither was my night but it was a hell of a lot more entertaining than that was.


Oh and boobs look like this:

( .Y. )

theres something wrong with your boobs... they slope inwards.
#12
last night I went drinking with some dude I met at a club.
we played air guitar and drums together for money, we got 20 cents.
#13
I quit my job, then went on MSN conplaining to my friends and then felt worse about it.
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#14
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Pah beat this

I stayed up till gone 3 in the morning with rhitard writing poems last nite

(I was actually still awake at 5am but she had left me by then )



The ones she showed me were filth! FILTH!
#16
I drank and played guitar all night.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#18
I have walked through a drive thru. Strangely, it was also a Jack in the Box. Got 20 tacos.
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#20
Whatever I did is obviously NOWHERE as near as interesting as your night.
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.


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#21
after smoking a bunch bowls with my friend i watched the new family guy. doesnt sound too interesting but trust me it was
#22
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Whatever I did is obviously NOWHERE as near as interesting as your night.

im sorry if i didn't fulfill your hopes of hearing an interesting story about my night.
what did you do huh? punk?!?!
#23
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theres something wrong with your boobs... they slope inwards.


Yes, but my titties, you will never be able to play with them. They are mine.
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#24
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Yes, but my titties, you will never be able to play with them. They are mine.

i already have titties!


#25
Quote by exylum
i already have titties!




Ok fine, you can cop a feel if you really want to...
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#26
i watched juno alone on my couch last night and fell asleep at 11:30, my night tops yours
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#27
I went to a gay club with my friends and danced with 4 gay asian boys and saw a drag show. I also saw a lot of stripping; and because it was someones birthday, they gave out free cake (which was delicious) and then I proceeded to come home at 2:30 to find 4 peeps outside playing acoustic, so i went out to join them, and then a police officer drove up and we statrted talking to him while one of our friends went to mc donalds. then we played a mean trick on him and told him we were in trouble with the cop and he got questioned and whatnot and he believed the cop. and then it got really cold, so we decided to call it a night at 5:10AM.

My night was better than yours, TS.
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#28
Your MOM!

......


well, it was funnier in my head =[
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#29
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Ok fine, you can cop a feel if you really want to...

*cops feel*
i touched a dudes titties. wow.
#30
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you people dont know how scary it was in those woods. alone. in the dark.
with bears.


How were you alone if you were with bears?
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#31
Well this saturday I got REALLY drunk, made out with 2 girls, woke up with some random dude trying to kiss me; pushed him away (for I'm not gay), went to the local pubs, had a black-out for about 3 hours, then I got sober with this girl lying next to me, which I left after she asked me if I shaved my balls.


Long story short; I'm never gonna drink again.
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#32
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I went to a gay club with my friends and danced with 4 gay asian boys and saw a drag show. I also saw a lot of stripping; and because it was someones birthday, they gave out free cake (which was delicious) and then I proceeded to come home at 2:30 to find 4 peeps outside playing acoustic, so i went out to join them, and then a police officer drove up and we statrted talking to him while one of our friends went to mc donalds. then we played a mean trick on him and told him we were in trouble with the cop and he got questioned and whatnot and he believed the cop. and then it got really cold, so we decided to call it a night at 5:10AM.

My night was better than yours, TS.

I'm envious of your awesome night
#33
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How were you alone if you were with bears?

bears dont count