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#1
Yes, it was.

I was just done at job (teaching guitar) and went into this grocery store to buy me some chocolate. The theft-alarm-thing went off as I entered the shop, and I thought that it was simply because I had some old chocolates and stuff in my jacket.

Then I found what I wanted and proceeded to pay for it. I told the girl in the shop what I thought was the reason for the alarm going off.

She was hot.

Really hot.

Then she told me: "Well, it was probably because of the humbuckers or the single coils in your guitar, assuming it's an electric".

Blackout.

I don't remember anything more than that, other than wondering what the hell just happened at the grocery store. So, what should I have done, or what should I do? I see her about 2-3 times a week whenever I go to that store. I'm 17 and she looks like she is maybe 20-23, but whatever. They're like good wine anyways.

edit: spelling mistakes... I'm not English.

The great update: She is single, only 2 years older than me and plays a Gibson SG. Got to know this from a guy I know who knows her. Keep the advice coming!
Last edited by Dores at Nov 11, 2008,
#4
Wow, thats extremely amazing, hot and guitar-educated?


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#5
Buy a ton of booze and ask her if she wants to help you drink it.

If she says yes, sorted. If she says no, you have tons of booze to wash the pain away.
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#6
Quote by Dores
Yes, it was.

I was just done at job (teaching guitar) and went into this grocery store to buy me some chocolate. The theft-alarm-thing went off as I entered the shop, and I thought that it was simply because I had some old chocolates and stuff in my jacket.

Then I found what I wanted and proceeded to pay for it. I told the girl in the shop what I thought was the reason for the alarm going off.

She was hot.

Really hot.

Then she told me: "Well, it was probably because of the humbuckers or the single coils in your guitar, assuming it's an electric".

Blackout.

I don't remember anything more than that, other than wondering what the hell just happened at the grocery store. So, what should I have done, or what should I do? I see her about 2-3 times a week whenever I go to that store. I'm 17 and she looks like she is maybe 20-23, but whatever. They're like good wine anyways.


Dude.......


WOWEE!
#7
You should've said, "Well baby, how would you like a single coil in your socket?"
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#9
Quote by rabidguitarist
Buy a ton of booze and ask her if she wants to help you drink it.

If she says yes, sorted. If she says no, you have tons of booze to wash the pain away.


Wow.. That's genius :O
#10
Sounds good to me.

... big boobs hot or great figure hot? >.>

Edit:
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Have rough guitar sex. You could install a stacked coil in her bridge


Do some tapping.
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#11
Quote by Kensai
You should've said, "Well baby, how would you like a single coil in your socket?"


lol
#12
If a girl said that to me.......I'd prolly scream like a little kid.
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#14
Make a move.

NOW!

Do NOT delay....
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#15
Quote by rabidguitarist
Buy a ton of booze and ask her if she wants to help you drink it.

If she says yes, sorted. If she says no, you have tons of booze to wash the pain away.
ya gotta love a plan that covers all the possibilities.
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#16
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#17
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We can see where this thread's going...

"Wanna turn my volume knob?"
"Wanna wiggle my whammy bar?"


Wanna finger-pick?

Wait...
#18
Pitmonkey responses aside, if you see her again make an absolutely hilarious joke (you'll probably need to work on that one, I haven't got one yet) regarding your last encounter, pull out a comb and comb your gelled hair back, in a smooth tone say "So, wanna go for a ride on my Harley?" (oh yeah, you'll need a Harley and a motorcycle license for this plan to work, but if she's as hot as you say she is she'll be worth it). Pop her on the back and go for a ride to the gig your band is conveniently playing at this time. Get up on stage and wow her with your amazing ability to whammy without a whammy bar (you might need to learn how to do this, again, it'll be worth it) after your 20 minute shred solo, during which you burn your way through several sets of strings and have to have new guitars thrown at you, pull out a massive pinch harmonic, it's got to be at just the right frequency to resonate with her bra so you manage to pop open the strap. She'll swoon, you'll get your dick wet. Trust me, this plan is fool proof.
#19
Quote by blynd_snyper
Pitmonkey responses aside, if you see her again make an absolutely hilarious joke (you'll probably need to work on that one, I haven't got one yet) regarding your last encounter, pull out a comb and comb your gelled hair back, in a smooth tone say "So, wanna go for a ride on my Harley?" (oh yeah, you'll need a Harley and a motorcycle license for this plan to work, but if she's as hot as you say she is she'll be worth it). Pop her on the back and go for a ride to the gig your band is conveniently playing at this time. Get up on stage and wow her with your amazing ability to whammy without a whammy bar (you might need to learn how to do this, again, it'll be worth it) after your 20 minute shred solo, during which you burn your way through several sets of strings and have to have new guitars thrown at you, pull out a massive pinch harmonic, it's got to be at just the right frequency to resonate with her bra so you manage to pop open the strap. She'll swoon, you'll get your dick wet. Trust me, this plan is fool proof.

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#20
Tell a really bad guitarist based joke and see if she laughs then you'll know you're in there.

like 'how many drummers does it take to change a lighbulb... non they have machines for that now' or something equally as retarded.

If shes under 18 then leave by saying

'I can see your a minor

I'de like to finger you...'




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#22
Quote by blynd_snyper
Pitmonkey responses aside, if you see her again make an absolutely hilarious joke (you'll probably need to work on that one, I haven't got one yet) regarding your last encounter, pull out a comb and comb your gelled hair back, in a smooth tone say "So, wanna go for a ride on my Harley?" (oh yeah, you'll need a Harley and a motorcycle license for this plan to work, but if she's as hot as you say she is she'll be worth it). Pop her on the back and go for a ride to the gig your band is conveniently playing at this time. Get up on stage and wow her with your amazing ability to whammy without a whammy bar (you might need to learn how to do this, again, it'll be worth it) after your 20 minute shred solo, during which you burn your way through several sets of strings and have to have new guitars thrown at you, pull out a massive pinch harmonic, it's got to be at just the right frequency to resonate with her bra so you manage to pop open the strap. She'll swoon, you'll get your dick wet. Trust me, this plan is fool proof.


sounds simple enough man! What could go wrong??

do it NAO!!
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#24
any woman that knows the difference between humbuckers and single-coils deserves a shot.

dude. you found the holy grail!
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#25
My attractive friend (Amazing figure. And bewbs. Decent personality) spilt cream between her boobs.

And, and, and, next time you talk to her, ts, just stay cool, ask for phone no. or msn address or whatnot.
#27
Quote by blynd_snyper
I fail to see how this is at all related, but I really don't mind.

Should've asked to spill your cream between her tits.
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#30
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Wanna finger-pick?

Wait...





Wait...


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#31
Quote by rabidguitarist
Buy a ton of booze and ask her if she wants to help you drink it.

If she says yes, sorted. If she says no, you have tons of booze to wash the pain away.


You, my friend, are a true pragmatist.
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#32
Next time walk in the store with stolen condoms. That would lead to something... perhaps community service, but hey, the greater the risk, the greater the reward.
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#33
lol shes a keeper.
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#36
Quote by TEK34
My attractive friend (Amazing figure. And bewbs. Decent personality) spilt cream between her boobs.


Jesus...
#37
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Wow, thats extremely amazing, hot and guitar-educated?

!!! Didn't know there was such thing.... Now if only there was more of that here.
#38
Umm... Maybe I should have told her that "Well, I'm a single coil, and if you are one too, we would make a really hot humbucker!"

Seriously. I NEED to attempt something on this girl.
#39
Quote by Dores
Umm... Maybe I should have told her that "Well, I'm a single coil, and if you are one too, we would make a really hot humbucker!"

Seriously. I NEED to attempt something on this girl.


Tell her your large gauge E string is ready to wrap around her nut.

wait wut
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#40
Quote by rabidguitarist
Buy a ton of booze and ask her if she wants to help you drink it.

If she says yes, sorted. If she says no, you have tons of booze to wash the pain away.


You sir are a genious.
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