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Ok, here's a little game I saw on another forum, It can get really fun.
Basically, you have to wish something, and the person below grants it for you with some added condition (usually funny).
Example:

User A) I wish I shat money.

User B) Granted, you shit it bolivian money.

__________________________________________________

I'll start it.

I wish my PS3 would arrive already...

Built from stolen pieces
Telephone in my heart.





Chopper Reid Of the Australia
FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.
#3
Quote by Casta44
Ok, here's a little game I saw on another forum, It can get really fun.
Basically, you have to wish something, and the person below grants it for you with some added condition (usually funny).
Example:

User A) I wish I shat money.

User B) Granted, you shit it bolivian money.

__________________________________________________

I'll start it.

I wish my PS3 would arrive already...



It will arrive non-bluetooth compatible ahhaha

EDIT: forgot my wish

I wish that i could have an abnormally large penis


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
Last edited by Snuffles at Nov 10, 2008,
#4
Quote by Snuffles
It will arrive non-bluetooth compatible ahhaha


... ok...

BUT WHERES YOUR GODDAMN WISH HUH!?

Built from stolen pieces
Telephone in my heart.





Chopper Reid Of the Australia
FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.
#6
Quote by minibrowny
Broken dreams you say?


[/thread]

^Your time machine only transports you to the dark ages.

I wish I had a bigger Ipod that had all of my favorite music on it and that it came with supreme bose headphones and both had a lifetime warranty
#7
Quote by craigspyke
I wish I had a time machine to see how things turn out in the future.

Granted, but you are blinded before you get to use it.

I wish I had some new shoes.
#8
Quote by craigspyke
I wish I had a time machine to see how things turn out in the future.


Granted, but you will forget everything you saw once you return.

I wish i had a an SG
#9
Quote by wizards?
[/thread]

^Your time machine only transports you to the dark ages.

I wish I had a bigger Ipod that had all of my favorite music on it and that it came with supreme bose headphones and both had a lifetime warranty


The headphones would give youhearing damage, thus not being able to listen to the ipod

I wish somebody would answer my wish above


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#10
Quote by Rockwolf
Granted, but you are blinded before you get to use it.

I wish I had some new shoes.

You do, but they're too small to even put on.

I wish you would have granted my above wish.
#11
Quote by wizards?
[/thread]

I wish I had a bigger Ipod that had all of my favorite music on it and that it came with supreme bose headphones and both had a lifetime warranty


The lifetime warranty is the lifetime of a gnat. Your favourite music is the entire masterworks of The Village People.
#12
Quote by Rockwolf
Granted, but you are blinded before you get to use it.

I wish I had some new shoes.



Granted. But you must get your feet amputated.

I wish I didn't have to go to work...


Ne me quitte pas mon chere.
#13
Quote by craigspyke
I wish I had a time machine to see how things turn out in the future.


granted,

you died (hit by a blimp if you must know)


I wish I could write some of the greatest rock, metal and shred ongs of my time.
#14
Quote by Rockwolf
Granted, but you are blinded before you get to use it.

I wish I had some new shoes.

granted they are womens fit.

I wish I had xray vision


edit: DAMMIT!
RIP Bernie Mac
RIP Michael Jackson

FUCK YOU DIME!

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
Get 'Cliff is Angry. So so angry' on your ass.

Edit: Then take pictures and send me them.



Genetically engineered and raised by wolverines DAVE MUSTAINE...
#15
Quote by Snuffles
The headphones would give youhearing damage, thus not being able to listen to the ipod

I wish somebody would answer my wish above



granted, but it's only for a nanosecond.

I wish I had boobs.
#16
Quote by Snuffles
It will arrive non-bluetooth compatible ahhaha

EDIT: forgot my wish

I wish that i could have an abnormally large penis


granted, but it is up your bum, and it's not yours.

i wish that i had 72 virgins!
Gear:
Fender Hot Rod Deville 2x12
Custom Built Guitar (made it myself)
PRS SE Soapbar II Maple
Fender Stratacoustic (Stolen! )
Digitech RP200
Boss MT-2
Roland Microcube
I like my stuff!
#17
Quote by muse-ik
granted, but it is up your bum, and it's not yours.

i wish that i had 72 virgins!



They are ugly as hell and are all guys

i wish i could make an epic 'olny' thread


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#18
Quote by muse-ik
granted, but it is up your bum, and it's not yours.

i wish that i had 72 virgins!

Granted, they're gonna stay virgins btw.

I wish I had and intellect the size of a planet.
#19
Quote by Snuffles
They are ugly as hell and are all guys

i wish i could make an epic 'olny' thread


Granted, but it is the "Only child porn and butt ****ing thread"


I wish I had a vagina.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



▲ ▲

#21
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil

I wish I had a vagina.


Granted, it's your Mum's, you keep it in your pocket for emergencies.

I wish I was invulnerable (to save me from any future blimps)
#22
you are invulnerable, but sadly, you get AIDS.

I wish I was Jimi Hendrix, but alive.

Built from stolen pieces
Telephone in my heart.





Chopper Reid Of the Australia
FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.
#24
Quote by craigspyke
Granted, it's your Mum's, you keep it in your pocket for emergencies.

I wish I was invulnerable (to save me from any future blimps)



You will be hit by a kamkazie wearing a helmet for some reason instead of a blimp

I wanna stop posting in this thread so much


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#25
Quote by Casta44

I wish I was Jimi Hendrix, but alive.

Granted, but now it's September 17th 1970

I wish I could think of a wish that didn't result in my death.
#26
Quote by Snuffles
You will be hit by a kamkazie wearing a helmet for some reason instead of a blimp

I wanna stop posting in this thread so much


Sorry, i can only grant wishes, not miracles...

I wish people wouldn't ignore me

Built from stolen pieces
Telephone in my heart.





Chopper Reid Of the Australia
FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.
#27
Quote by Snuffles
You will be hit by a kamkazie wearing a helmet for some reason instead of a blimp

I wanna stop posting in this thread so much

Granted. You're banned.

I wish the movie adaptation of "IT" didn't suck so badly.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#28
Quote by Casta44
Sorry, i can only grant wishes, not miracles...

I wish people wouldn't ignore me

People don't ignore you, but equally dont care what you say.

I wish I had a cider.
#29
Quote by wtf290
Granted. You're banned.

I wish the movie adaptation of "IT" didn't suck so badly.



Clowns suck, so i cannot grant that

I wish i had a pizza the size of how epic this thread is going to be


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#30
Quote by craigspyke
Granted, but now it's September 17th 1970

I wish I could think of a wish that didn't result in my death.


Ok. You cease to exist.

Built from stolen pieces
Telephone in my heart.





Chopper Reid Of the Australia
FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only.
#31
Quote by Snuffles

I wish i had a pizza the size of how epic this thread is going to be


Enjoy...


I wish I could stay alive in a wish, just once.
#32
Quote by craigspyke
Enjoy...


I wish I could stay alive in a wish, just once.

Granted. You've wished for a combination of immortality and syphilis.

I wish I had something interesting to do tonight.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#33
Quote by wtf290
I wish I had something interesting to do tonight.


Granted, you're staying on this thread exclusively all night.

I wish I could stop setting up my own demise.
#34
Quote by craigspyke
Granted, you're staying on this thread exclusively all night.

I wish I could stop setting up my own demise.


Youll become a social outcast and have no friends and kill yourself so after that, no demise

i wanna try weed once


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#35
Quote by Snuffles
Youll become a social outcast and have no friends and kill yourself so after that, no demise

i wanna try weed once


Granted, but it will end with you getting hit by a car.

I wish I could fly.
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#36
Quote by Snuffles
i wanna try weed once


You smoke stinging nettles, and throw a bad whitey.

I wish I was amazing at guitar.
#37
Quote by Mockstairwell

I wish I could fly.


It's an intermittent ability so you plummet out of the sky regularly, leading to (regular) embarressment. Now you take the bus.

I wish I could stop being so harsh to peoples wishes.
#38
Quote by craigspyke
It's an intermittent ability so you plummet out of the sky regularly, leading to (regular) embarressment. Now you take the bus.

I wish I could stop being so harsh to peoples wishes.

Granted, you're no longer creative enough to come with an even slightly harsh response.
I wish I had a new, better phone.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#39
Quote by wtf290
Granted, you're no longer creative enough to come with an even slightly harsh response.
I wish I had a new, better phone.


Granted... I can't be harsh anymore

(or... granted, but it's bricked)

I wish I could think of comebacks with razor sharp with and lightning fast delivery.
Last edited by craigspyke at Nov 10, 2008,
#40
Quote by craigspyke
Granted... I can't be harsh anymore

I wish I could think of comebacks with razor sharp with and lightning fast delivery.

Granted, you've insulted everyone you care about to the point of desertion, and you die alone.
I wish I could find a full version of "The Office Theme" by the Scrantones.
Quote by Tire Me.
Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

Quote by Bubbles516
wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
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