#1
ok so were going on a school trip...and this kid (freshman) signed up to be in my room...at first im like..nuh uh but then im like ok..were gonna torment the **** outta this kid.,..i need some ****ing great pranks..like..duct taping him to the bed......and like a ton of freakin stuff...got any ideas?
#3
This' Just Plain Stupid.
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#4
cum blood on him
or just fap
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#6
You could NOT be total dickheads and leave the kid alone.

or if you want a pit answer... Kill him, rape his dead body, cum blood, etc...
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#7
leave the kid alone. you'll most likely take it too far and something stupid and terrible will happen
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#8
dont be a douche, leave the kid alone.
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#10
Circle jerk while he's sleeping. He'll wake up and be like "What the ****?" And stare at him for a few seconds, then go back to your business.

Actually, don't be dicks. there's an idea for ya'.
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#12
ur an idiot
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#13
lol...no this kid has it coming...and he knows were just playing with him..hah.....so unless blood gets drawn then it will most likely be fine
#14
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dont be a douche, leave the kid alone.


+1. But you could always hide a stash of gay porn under his bed or something for a teacher to find? =P
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#15
You're an idiot.
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#19
Here's what you're gonna do:

1) Your mates need to hold him down.
2) You will then perform felatio on him. That'll show him.


Alternatively, you could just grow the f*ck up.
#20
tooth paste on face. its a good laugh.
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#21
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Circle jerk while he's sleeping. He'll wake up and be like "What the ****?" And stare at him for a few seconds, then go back to your business.

Actually, don't be dicks. there's an idea for ya'.

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Stop focking typing like that!!

But anyways, don't be dicks.
#24
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#25
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I hope that kid kicks your ass.

Lol +1


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#26
if you know everyone in the room pretty well, pretend that you regularly have circle jerks at each others houses, and that it's totally normal, no homo, whatever.

then, once he's agreed to it, turn off the lights and start making masturbation noises. after a little while of that, turn the lights on, and it'll just be him sitting there with his dick hanging out.

EDIT: or you could not be a douche.
#27
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Stop focking typing like that!!

But anyways, don't be dicks.


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#28
Anyone else get the feeling %90 of the UG is homosexual? Since basically 90% of the answers given here were about whacking out there bananana's and jerking "themselves" infront of other guys.

And Btw, leave the kid alone you asshole...
#29
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lol...no this kid has it coming...and he knows were just playing with him..hah.....so unless blood gets drawn then it will most likely be fine

Yeah, you know that's what bullies always say, right? You bully, get a ****ing life, you're not smart, you're not funny.
Have you stopped to think WHY he wants to be in your room? Friends maybe? Stop being a wanker, jesus...

That wouldn't have been as aggresive if I'd posted it any other time but I'm really pissed off right now
#32
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