#1
Ok so I'm in a joke fight with my friend that always goes on and we just call each other short insults like "**** muncher" or "sheep shagger" or "dick weed" and stuff. Anyone got any good, creative ones for me?
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#4
Quote by vash_08
Here's one. "Grow up"

Here's your gold, good sir.
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#5
"I'm gona shit in your cereal"
"Dickock" - It's dick and **** rolled into one.

Forget growing up.
I own an Orange Amp.
Fuck aye Dai.
#7
Quote by vash_08
Here's one. "Grow up"

you just got pwned, TS.
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#10
You're dieing to sign your death sentence, aren't you?


Irony much? Not according to the guy who said this to me...
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This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#12
Quote by DeuceMortius
"I'm gona shit in your cereal"
"Dickock" - It's dick and **** rolled into one.

Forget growing up.

this guys got it right =]
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#14
pickle in vinegar?
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

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I just cut myself shaving my pubes...
#15
woah the pit seems to be maturing!:

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call him an emo fag.

I always say this guys hair and clothes are shit.. its hirarious! he then beats me up.. even more hirarious!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#16
Quote by musicTHEORYnerd
this guys got it right =]


I'm ****in' Peter Pan, bitch.
I own an Orange Amp.
Fuck aye Dai.