#1
...for my college radio production?
we have to create a 5 minute radio show, music optional and it can be anything we like.

so i have decided to call upon the all-wise, the all-knowing the all-new pit for inspiration!

weve pretty much decided were gonna do a piss-take of the news, but have no ideas whatsoever, so it could change.

articles/stories/ideas for news piss-take?
orrr any completely new ideas at all?

ill even call it Ugg radio, Pit in the afternoon (or something pit related) for you.
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#2
put on radio voice, laugh and talk about something random and relevant..

I can do that voice well apparently.. its really fun.
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#3
I saw an article once about "a black man walking around the united states asking for change"

do something like that.
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#4
Introduce it with something like "Five minute news - because anything more would be superfluous.

Also, claim that the average person's attention span is 8 seconds (cite Calvin and Hobbes for this), and make sure no story lasts longer than 8 seconds.
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#5
do a kind of satire news show, (like Mock of the week if you know what that is)
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#7
You could go on a very long rant about how balls-out fantastic your news coverage is, how it is second only to Thor the Mighty God of Thunder, how women cream themselves just at the thought of your thought-provoking analyses on situations; then conclude with a quick and irrelevant story about an old lady with cats.
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#8
Or just talk about how awesome I am. I know you've only got 5 minutes, but you could maybe fit in the stuff I did last week that was awesome.
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#9
Yeah start it off by saying hello my fellow communists tis a great day in russia it is comrades of mine ought to be happy because right now we're going to put on a government approved song...Cannible Corpse's "I cum Blood"
#10
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Yeah start it off by saying hello my fellow communists tis a great day in russia it is comrades of mine ought to be happy because right now we're going to put on a government approved song...Cannible Corpse's "I cum Blood"

But it's supposed to be funny.
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#11
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But it's supposed to be funny.

haha it must be nice being a ass
#12
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haha it must be nice being a ass

I mean it with good humor, dear
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#13
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I mean it with good humor, dear

i know honey but our son is still wondering what he should do for his project
#14
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i know honey but our son is still wondering what he should do for his project

Okay pumpkin, I'm thinking he can do a discourse on this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_monster
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