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GLASTONBURY, England, Nov. 3 (UPI) -- A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined."

The Glastonbury, England, teenager -- originally named George Garratt -- said his new name, which is thought to be the world's longest, has so outraged his grandmother that she is no longer speaking to him, The Telegraph reported Monday.

The teen said he used an online service to officially change his name for a $20 fee.

"I wanted to be unique," Captain Fantastic said of his name choice. "I decided upon a theme of superheroes."

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That really is epic.
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What a douchebag.
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I love it
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That's not original, that's my sister's name...

its actually from family guy where peter named his boat "S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together".
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epic name.

exactly...
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This kid wins the internet
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Why??


"I wanted to be unique," Captain Fantastic said
#18
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"I wanted to be unique," Captain Fantastic said

It was more a despair cry of "Why!?!?!"
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"I wanted to be unique," Captain Fantastic said of his name choice. "I decided upon a theme of superheroes."

I laighed so hard at that
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and we wonder why the terrorists want us dead
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#21
hahah funny.
he's going to love it when he's filling in one of those bubble in your name sheets
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Terrorists want to kill ignorant Americans, not kids in the UK with superhero names.

Unless the IRA really hates kids with non-Irish superhero names.
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The photo makes it.
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#29
Am I the only guy that wants to punch him straight in the face?

Maybe it's the picture...
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He's gonna hate it when someone changes their name to "Faster than Captain Fantastic"

DONE!
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oh god

fucking genious!

where does his forename end and his surname start?!
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GLASTONBURY, England, Nov. 3 (UPI) -- A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined."

The Glastonbury, England, teenager -- originally named George Garratt -- said his new name, which is thought to be the world's longest, has so outraged his grandmother that she is no longer speaking to him, The Telegraph reported Monday.

The teen said he used an online service to officially change his name for a $20 fee.

"I wanted to be unique," Captain Fantastic said of his name choice. "I decided upon a theme of superheroes."

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What a load of shit.

"The award for the longest name for a person belongs to a German immigrant to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The name he was given at birth, and which somehow fit on his passport was:

(First and "middle" names)
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert
Irvim John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy
Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy
Zeus

(Last name)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaf
tschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschut
zenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolf
tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraums
chiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefah
rthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegeha
btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevanver
standigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanleben
slamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandere
rintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum

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In case you didn't notice, he has one given name for every letter of the alphabet plus his surname. Needless to say, he shortened it, and was commonly known as Mr. Hubert Wolfe, though officially it was said that he signed his name Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr."


Beat THAT Captain Douchebag!!
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He's gonna hate it when someone changes their name to "Faster than Captain Fantastic"




But they even call him Captain Fantastic lol
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