#1
I have to write a term paper. It blows.

What's the worst assignment you've been given in school?
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#4
All homework assignments are equally tied for the worst.
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#5
3000 word essays 4 times a month
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#8
I hate literary dialogue. We have to write about what the things we're reading make us think about, and make connections to our life and stuff like that.
#9
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wtf is a term paper? I always hated debates. The other side always sucker punches me.

It's a paper you have to write (mine's 15 pages minimum) that informs the reader about a topic and/or summarizes a term's coursework.
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#10
We had to do a 5 page essay and a class presentation on pubic lice, it sucked.


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#11
I had to do National History Day...I did a documentary on the culture and impact of Hardcore. I got a B+. Semester projects are so ****ing lame.
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#12
****ing posters.. there so shit and boring.
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#13
An ISU... they suck
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#14
I'm only a junior in highschool, in baby honors classes, and as of right now...I have 4 papers due in a 7 period day.(English, Math, Computers, and Science)

God damn, school.
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'The novel can be defined as a diversity of social speech types [...] and a diversity of individual voices, artistically organized' (Bakhtin, Discourse in the Novel). To what extent is Great Expectations a 'heteroglossic' text?

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#16
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****ing posters.. there so shit and boring.


I suck at those too
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#17
I had to do a poster/collage and presentation about myself.
I just slapped some printed out photos of guitars on a folder with messy white glue and the sloppiness of a 1st grader, then presented it WAY under the time requirement, but managed to get an A.
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I had to do a poster/collage and presentation about myself.
I just slapped some printed out photos of guitars on a folder with messy white glue and the sloppiness of a 1st grader, then presented it WAY under the time requirement, but managed to get an A.



I remember once I forgot to make a collage, so I got on PowerPoint, copiedPastaed some pictures of random things I liked, and printed it off, got an A as well.
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#19
27 page paper front and back which had to be handwritten as a freshman in high school while the same teacher gave us another project at the same time (although one significantly shorter)...
which my teacher then managed to lose
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#20
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27 page paper front and back which had to be handwritten as a freshman in high school while the same teacher gave us another project at the same time (although one significantly shorter)...
which my teacher then managed to lose

That's ridiculous. I did a 7 page report the night before once. I didn't have any of the research done at all. Looking back on it, it was pretty easy.
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#21
Anything from Physics class, because the teacher doesn't teach much yet expects us to know it. He assigns ten really hard questions just about each night without teaching anything.
#22
In ninth grade we had to go home and make three different types of glue, stick pieces of wood together and test which one was the strongest. We then had to write a report on the experiment process etc.

...I super-glued mine together, wrote a report saying they didn't break and got an A. Whoo!

The 15 minute speech on aspects of Australian poetry I did last week sucked ass.
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#23
Well basically the whole language side of my course is horrible, I mean it's mind-numbingly boring. Thank god I did a joint degree with Literature, might be bearable on the whole.......
#24
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Anything from Physics class, because the teacher doesn't teach much yet expects us to know it. He assigns ten really hard questions just about each night without teaching anything.


The physics teacher at my school does that too. It makes me kind of glad I didn't pick physics as an elective though. I suck at anything math-related.
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#25
i had to write 5 essays long hand in one night before.

Not fun.
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