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#1
One time I was at a HPB and this old asian guy comes up to me and starts trying to convert me to Christianity.

He starts asking me all these weird questions like if I think I need to be saved? and such. I don't want to be rude to him so I try to say that I'm already a christian, but he asks me about what church do I go to? and what's my pastor's name?

So he got me there, and he asks me my name and junk. Seeing as how he's an old man that I've never met before, I say "No". He then gets mad at me because I don't trust him and pulls out a shitload of cards and the top one is one that says he was in the marines.

He went on and on like this for about an hour until finally a black lady accidently knocked him over and I covertly snuck away.
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#2
You stood there for an hour listening to him?

Normal people just say "No thanks" and walk away

#3
My grandma goes to church every Sunday.
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#4
I had some guy come up to me raving about blood and Jesus on Henry Street once. I told him I wasn't interested and walked on, I was with my girlfriend and not in the mood for a religious debate. The bollix followed me and kept pushing me so I eventually lost my temper and told him that Jesus wasn't real and he'd dedicated his life to a lie. After that he stopped following me.
I felt bad.
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#5
I nailed this guy to a cross once............................


Wtf is an HPB?
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#6
when i'm confronted by those really religious folks I just say i'm a devout Catholic and they usually just leave me alone after that
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#7
its like makin a man outta vinegar and brown paper its fun to start with but u realise he could catch fire real easily and then you go into a depressed state because you cnt help but feel your riskin the paper mans life if you tell him to watch the stove while you go for a wizz,
#8
One time I got nailed to a cross by some twat.
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#9
I'm a follower of Christ but some people are just too religious....no need to shove it down anyone's throat.
#10
Anti-religious fanatics are just as annoying.
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One time I got nailed to a cross by some roman twat.

That was you?
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#12
Oh ya, me and a mate came across a desk at a festival once with a load of creationist literature on it. No-one was manning the desk at the time so we took all the leaflets and little books and stuff and threw them in a bin two streets away.
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One time I got nailed to a cross by some twat.

Sounds like a porno.
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#15
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That was you?
Man I'm sorry. They told me you owed back taxes.


I was going to pay them

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Oh ya, me and a mate came across a desk at a festival once with a load of creationist literature on it. No-one was manning the desk at the time so we took all the leaflets and little books and stuff and threw them in a bin two streets away.




Nice.

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Sounds like a porno.


That gives me an idea...!
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#16
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Anti-religious fanatics are just as annoying.

Agreed.

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#18
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I was going to pay them

Why won't anyone give a nigga a chance?




Nice.


That gives me an idea...!

That's what they all say.
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Agreed.

HPB is Half Price Books.

Thanks.


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Oh ya, me and a mate came across a desk at a festival once with a load of creationist literature on it. No-one was manning the desk at the time so we took all the leaflets and little books and stuff and threw them in a bin two streets away.



That's dumb. Just because you don't believe what someone says doesn't mean you should do that. Some people take it too far and annoy people but you doing that makes you as bad as them. Stop being an arrogant asshole.
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Anti-religious fanatics are just as annoying.


And rational.
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#22
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And rational.


but they annoyingness prevails as they think they're so much better than everyone because of their "rationality"
#23
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but they annoyingness prevails as they think they're so much better than everyone because of their "rationality"


I have to agree with this.
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#24
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That's dumb. Just because you don't believe what someone says doesn't mean you should do that. Some people take it too far and annoy people but you doing that makes you as bad as them. Stop being an arrogant asshole.

The leaflets were full of lies about evolution.
Some of the ones I remember included
"Evolution is just a theory"
"The fossil record disproves evolution"
"Evolution is just random chance"
"Darwin said evolution was false on his deathbed"

I can only assume that these were going to be given out to children as well as adults, the illustrations definitely suggested that. I dislike lying intensely, particularly lying with such devious motivations.

This is not a case of "he has a different opinion than me", I never touched the right wing political leaflets even though I'd dislike them much more strongly, it's a case of spreading misinformation to people, including children, and presenting outright lies as fact.
I was not about to allow that to happen if I could stop it, and in this case I could.
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but they annoyingness prevails as they think they're so much better than everyone because of their "rationality"

As opposed to thinking that they are better than everyone else because they are "saved" or have "seen the light".
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As opposed to thinking that they are better than everyone else because they are "saved" or have "seen the light".


Yeah hardcore atheists are just as annoying as those people.
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A couple years ago in my first band, my drummer's dad was a religious fanatic.
We got booked at the Whisky and were practicing for 2 weeks till the show. He talked to his dad about it almost every day (since we practiced just about every day) in that two weeks, and his dad would always say he was fine with it (in an un-enthusiastic type of way)..
So, the night before the show we were out getting new heads for the drums. His mom calls him and tells him his dad doesn't want him to play the show. She said he was upset because there was a bar, and he wasn't happy with him being in the band and all this crap. She was going on about his reasons. He later told me the conversation he had with his dad that night. His dad was supposedly in a band, and 2 of the members turned atheist. So his dad, not having any confidence in him, wouldn't let him play in a band. He said he MIGHT of been okay with it if it was a Christian band.. The kid was 16.
So pretty much, his dad f-ed the band, left us without a drummer for the Whisky, and lied to my face. I saw him so many times and looked at him in the eye while I shook his hand, and then he decides to do that crap. What a weenie.
I saw him about a year later and I shook his hand and tried talking to him and he didn't have much to say, and didn't even look at me in the eye.
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Yeah hardcore atheists are just as annoying as those people.

Agreed.
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#29
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Yeah hardcore atheists are just as annoying as those people.


True, but at least atheists can argue by using rationality and logic. Can't say the same for fundamantalists.
#30
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True, but at least atheists can argue by using rationality and logic. Can't say the same for fundamantalists.


They could say the same thing.
#31
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but they annoyingness prevails as they think they're so much better than everyone because of their "rationality"


True. Both sides can be equally annoying. It's just that agnostics/atheists have science to back them up
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#32
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you've pulled this joke too many times...

First time I've seen it.
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#33
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you've pulled this joke too many times...

Maybe you fuckers should stop nailin' him to friggin' crosses?

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#34
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True. Both sides can be equally annoying. It's just that agnostics/atheists have science to back them up


While they do have science and stuff, you can't really disprove or prove God, which is why it's called faith, but yea, both sides get annoying as hell.
#35
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Maybe you fuckers should stop nailin' him to friggin' crosses?

[teehee, "nail"... ]

Next time it's going to be face down.
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Next time it's going to be face down.

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#37
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A couple years ago in my first band, my drummer's dad was a religious fanatic.
We got booked at the Whisky and were practicing for 2 weeks till the show. He talked to his dad about it almost every day (since we practiced just about every day) in that two weeks, and his dad would always say he was fine with it (in an un-enthusiastic type of way)..
So, the night before the show we were out getting new heads for the drums. His mom calls him and tells him his dad doesn't want him to play the show. She said he was upset because there was a bar, and he wasn't happy with him being in the band and all this crap. She was going on about his reasons. He later told me the conversation he had with his dad that night. His dad was supposedly in a band, and 2 of the members turned atheist. So his dad, not having any confidence in him, wouldn't let him play in a band. He said he MIGHT of been okay with it if it was a Christian band.. The kid was 16.
So pretty much, his dad f-ed the band, left us without a drummer for the Whisky, and lied to my face. I saw him so many times and looked at him in the eye while I shook his hand, and then he decides to do that crap. What a weenie.
I saw him about a year later and I shook his hand and tried talking to him and he didn't have much to say, and didn't even look at me in the eye.

Ouch... This is why religion interpreted like this is bad; it constricts people from doing what they love to do.
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#38
XAkitAX: the guy ****ed you over and you're calling him a weenie? if i have to be on anyone's bad side can it be yours?
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#39
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I felt bad.


Why?
its 1:56 am and i just ate 6 chocolate chip cookies in not even near as many minutes
#40
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Why?

I don't like being mean.
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