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#1
Well, pit, I know that you're the people to turn to in this great time of need. You see, four of my friends wrapped my car in that plastic wrap stuff as a prank. All in good fun, but now I need a prank to get back at them.

Two of them have no cars.

The other two I have full access to their cars if need be.

I need something -epic- to do to either their houses or cars without risking jail time.

For the record, rape and death are completely out. But suggest them if you want!

Edit -----

If there are any real suggestions which I decide to use, I will video tape/take pictures and post them online for the pit's viewing pleasure. So give me good suggestions.
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#2
set one of them on fire as a joke
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#3
vaseline on the cars steering wheel and shifter knob
otherwise
vaseline on the doorknoob with a condom over it
and eggs on the doorstep
UNCRACKED
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#4
Kill them, thats what I would do if anyone messed with my car
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#6
Wrap them up in the same plastic stuff and then run them over repeatedly. Or just get new friends who are less immature.
#8
Chloroform him, then duct tape him to a wall and/or ceiling.
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#9
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murder their families


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#10
Put a dead duck underneath the passengerseat in one of the cars.


Then go to the police and say they killed your duck, and if you search their cars they'll probably find it. Take a few pictures of you with the duck (while it's alive) to make sure it's the real deal and you're not faking it.
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#12
spend the night at their houses and plastic wrap them to their beds.
#13
rats in his house...
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#14
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Put a dead duck underneath the passengerseat in one of the cars.


Then go to the police and say they killed your duck, and if you search their cars they'll probably find it. Take a few pictures of you with the duck (while it's alive) to make sure it's the real deal and you're not faking it.



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#15
-Fill their cars with phonebook pages.

-Tape pages from porno mags to their windows.

-Stick oreos to the windows.

-Leave opened condoms all over their cars.

-Boloney all over the cars.

-Sticky note on the steering wheel saying "I wouldn't start the car."
#16
find 4 stray cats, put one in each one's car who has them, the other two just get their houses.
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#17
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spend the night at their houses and plastic wrap them to their beds.


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#18
Tape dildos to their hands while they sleep and then scratch their nose...
Blinded by a dildo!
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#19
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set one of them on fire as a joke


Reminds me of an April Fools joke I played on a buddy of mine a few years ago. On April first, I killed his family. He stumbled upon the scene and was crying, horrified over their bodies, at which point I jumped out and took a picture of him crying, and totally put it in the yearbook! Ha, he was pretty fucking embarrassed, especially when I jumped out and yelled "April Fools." We had a good laugh over it.

Of course, his parents are still dead.

But here's the picture, at any rate.

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#20
go into his house while he is asleep and paint "REDRUM" on the wall in big red letters. then proceed to stand over his bed drippping in fake blood while holding a butchers knife. wake him up saying "You should not have ****ed with my car" then when he is in tears, laugh at him.
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#21
OOOH little paper pieces down the vent of their car at the front of the dash right by the windshield
then when they turn the fans on...

XD
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#22
ketchup packets under the toilet seat, i will explain if u ask
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#23
Wrap them up in some of that plastic stuff and then force them to read all these idiotic threads that are popping up tonight...

"hey guy's!! Post whatever you want!!! it'll be super fun!!!"
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go into his house while he is asleep and paint "REDRUM" on the wall in big red letters. then proceed to stand over his bed drippping in fake blood while holding a butchers knife. wake him up saying "You should not have ****ed with my car" then when he is in tears, laugh at him.


Yeah man yeah!!!
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#26
Tell them that you've got something horrible planned to get back at them. Then don't talk to them for a month. Whenever you see them out, give them a murderous, uncomfortable stare from across the room.

Mouth the word "soon".

After a while they'll tremble before you. At which point you can tell them you were only kidding before murdering their families.
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#27
kind of along the line of Kensai's idea: hide various dead small animals (like actually dead, make sure to wear gloves AND a mask) in his car, that includes under the seat, in the glove box, the trunk, perhaps somewhere under the hood and under the car. make its really hard to find them and DO NOT TELL HIM (obviously), and don't mention any weird smells or anything. also you could glue the dead small animals to your hidden places with krazy glue.
#28
and maybe you could stuff a few birds deep in his muffler so he wont know, and when he bring to thy garege cuz the mufflers wont be blowin' the mechanic will freak the **** out.
#29
haha, same thing happened to me I got my friend back by:

Putting chocalte under her window wipers of her car.
Baby Powder in the AC/Heat Vents.
Used window marker and wrote stuff.
Saran wrapped her car.
Maple syrup + cotton balls

If you really wanna be mean: Put a mouse in their car

EDIT: no cars, ugh......

Mess up their bikes? Take everything they own from their rooms and put it on the lawn?
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#30
a dead fish under the seat of the car! then put one in the trunk too, so if he finds one hell think its over
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#31
dude, duck tape them to a chair and make them watch the naked brothers band and hannah monatna
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#32
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dude, duck tape them to a chair and make them watch the naked brothers band and hannah monatna



Better yet, duck tape them together with theirs hands on each others crotch and force them to watch Jo Bros.
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#33
dude paint their cars dirty shitty brown colours. or paint their windscreens.

or you could do a bam margera and put shitloads of fireworks in the back, with a fuse near where your feet are in the front passenger seat that goes under the seat, and then tied to the fuses on the fireworks, so you could sit in the front passenger seat and sneakily light it while they're driving/ pulling away.

or leave an animal in their car overnight, preferably the most unexpected you could find, e.g. he might expect a stray cat so get a wild badger or buy a big f.uck off bird or something
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#34
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haha, same thing happened to me I got my friend back by:

Putting chocalte under her window wipers of her car.
Baby Powder in the AC/Heat Vents.
Used window marker and wrote stuff.
Saran wrapped her car.
Maple syrup + cotton balls


I'm digging these. They could potentially be really funny.
#35
Pretend to forgive them...then invite them over. They'll KNOW you've got something planned and be really watchful, so they'll be really tense and worried. When the day is done and they fall asleep, sure that you failed in getting them...Nair their eyebrows and crotch. They'll wake up looking like robot pornstars ^-^.
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#37
get a bulk load of golf balls i mean thousands and just load theyre cars with it, oh vaseline onthe handles too
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#38
Reminds me of an April Fools joke I played on a buddy of mine a few years ago. On April first, I killed his family. He stumbled upon the scene and was crying, horrified over their bodies, at which point I jumped out and took a picture of him crying, and totally put it in the yearbook! Ha, he was pretty fucking embarrassed, especially when I jumped out and yelled "April Fools." We had a good laugh over it.

Of course, his parents are still dead.

But here's the picture, at any rate.




Oh god, i am crying from laughing right now
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