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#1
Share your best or worst advice that you have ever received here. Mine would have to be
"In order to succeed, one must be willing to fail"

worst would have to be
"it's not rape if she's asleep/passed out, i swear!"
or
"just tell her you like her dude"
Last edited by Gaber1999 at Nov 10, 2008,
#2
Quote by Gaber1999

worst would have to be
"it's not rape if she's asleep/passed out, i swear!"

Your friends must give you advice like this a lot
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#3
I don't do meth, so I assume I got some decent advice in the past regarding that.
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#4
"Dont be silly, wrap yer willly"
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#5
"trust me, I'm a pro"
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#6
Best
"Don't stick any body part in the toaster."
Worst
"Stick your pen0r in the toaster."
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#8
"don't put it in your mouth, don't stick it in your face"

Well, it's worked out so far.
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#9
worst: "It's science man, peeing on an electric fence won't hurt you!
best: If at first you don't succeed, don't skydive.
"We were one among the fence"
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#10
the worst advice i ever got was
'learn to let her go'

jez james u tubby bastard did it take u a whole 2 seconds to think that up
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#13
It could be both **** alotta women. It's good, but risky. WAAAAYYYYY too many diseases.
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#17
Something i over heard in a bar a couple of years ago which has stuck with me to this day..

GUY1 - What do you do for a living?
GUY2 - For a living i make the most of life, to make the most of life i live it.

Edit: not so much direct advice, rather something i took note of...
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#18
best

dont pee against the wind

worst

icy hot is a great lube,

holly shit never again
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#19
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best

dont pee against the wind

worst

icy hot is a great lube,

holly shit never again



HAHAHAHA I KNOW THIS

My friend put icyhot on his balls and he said it got all puffy and stung for like an hour while he screamed
#20
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HAHAHAHA I KNOW THIS

My friend put icyhot on his balls and he said it got all puffy and stung for like an hour while he screamed

sure.... "your friend"
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

Quote by CliffIsAngry
I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#21
Best advice eh?
If you ever travel back in time DON'T STEP ON ANYTHING. Even the tiniest thing can alter the future in WAYS you can't imagine!
#22
I was 6 years old and my dad told me to "wrap it before you tap it." He was ****ing wasted.
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#23
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Best advice eh?
If you ever travel back in time DON'T STEP ON ANYTHING. Even the tiniest thing can alter the future in WAYS you can't imagine!


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#25
when i was down one time i asked my mate what to do...

he said: what would Kobain do?
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#26
Best Advice Ever:

"Its not rape if you yell SURPRISE!!!"
James "The Rev" Sullivan
1981-2009
May He Rest In Peace
#27
Quote by guitar4life24
Best Advice Ever:

"Its not rape if you yell SURPRISE!!!"


a much better version of my advice haha
#28
Quote by Gaber1999
a much better version of my advice haha


lol also, its not rape if they're dead.
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#31
Best: "Just do it."

Worst: "Hey guys I found an awesome new game! It's called Runescape and it's free!"
#32
"You wouldn't be a man *****, dude. You aren't fucking her for her money, you're fucking her because her dad can get us Metallica tickets!!!!"

that quote is both the best and the worst advice ever
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#33
some of my best
1. its better to have alot of sex with a few women then a little sex with alot of women.
2. if you are going to fail at something, atleast be a good example of failure for others.

worst
1. man.. your so wasted you wont even feel the screw driver going through your lip (hella long story)
#34
Quote by conor1148
some of my best
1. its better to have alot of sex with a few women then a little sex with alot of women.
2. if you are going to fail at something, atleast be a good example of failure for others.

worst
1. man.. your so wasted you wont even feel the screw driver going through your lip (hella long story)


you definetly brought it upon yourself to tell that story now : )
#36
Best- You should take guitar lessons
Worst- Acid makes you a better player.

I'm glad I made the choices I did regarding the two.
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#37
best= "dude, i think she likes you. you should hang out with her"
worst= "if u can, try to kiss her in a very first date"
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#39
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Worst: Buy a Line 6 Spider.

Too late for me.


This but they got me to buy a Marshall MG.

#40
It's not so much advice as it is a common saying (more jokingly than serious, but you better believe there are some guys out there willing to believe this).

"Its not gay if your balls don't touch"

Like seriously, worst excuse ever. "Oh no its not gay, there was a girl in there at the time but she left so we had to make do with what we had. But don't worry, our balls didn't touch so we're not gay or anything"

Also that distance makes the heart grow fonder.
Bull mother f'ckin shit. Distance makes her libido higher. And that's all it really does.
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