#1
eggnog, beer, and holiday cheer
that's what it's all about
I want to party I wanna have fun
Dancing until the morning sun

Who cares if it's christmas
it's just another day to me
I don't care about tradition
I have my on ways I hope you see

I wanna get drunk, on Christmas
I wanna get wasted, on 'Christmas eve' echo X2

Hangover in the morning
but I don't care
I have nothing to do
don't have to be anywhere

No turkey dinner
and no Christmas tree
just a relaxing morning
my one night honey and me

I wanna get drunk, on Christmas
I wanna get wasted, on 'Christmas eve' echo X2

Can you see this as the next big Christmas song?
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#4
Quote by metaldud536
No. It looks like it was written by a douchebag.


Well, I'll have you know you're mistaken!
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#5
Quote by floppypick

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pisse din her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violnet, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction


There, I made some revisions for you, you're welcome
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I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#9
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
Looks like it was writtn by a horny teenager.


Well, that's closer then Metaldude.

And I shall look up the before mentioned video.

that was great!
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Last edited by floppypick at Nov 10, 2008,
#12
Quote by BrokenBricks



Quote:
Originally Posted by floppypick
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pisse din her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life

Violnet, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction



There, I made some revisions for you, you're welcome



hhhhmmm...CCC? a cannibal corpse christmas? I like it!!!
#13
Quote by guitardude34875
hhhhmmm...CCC? a cannibal corpse christmas? I like it!!!


I smell TV special, someone call CBS.
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


Quote by Oroborous
I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#14
Quote by metaldud536
No. It looks like it was written by a douchebag.

i second that
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#15
Quote by BrokenBricks
I smell TV special, someone call CBS.


What's their number.

And I'll have you know, I am not a douchebag, it was written as a joke... and also to hand in for guitar class .
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#16
Quote by floppypick
What's their number.

And I'll have you know, I am not a douchebag, it was written as a joke... and also to hand in for guitar class .


I know bro, considering how little effort you put into it, it's not bad.
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Quote by Oroborous
I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#17
Quote by floppypick
Well, that's closer then Metaldude.

And I shall look up the before mentioned video.

that was great!

oh well, at least your floppypick, and floppypick is cool anyways...
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#18
Quote by BrokenBricks
I know bro, considering how little effort you put into it, it's not bad.




It was written in five minutes, everything I wrote was some stupid cheesy christmas song, so I decided to try something very not serious, and well, this was better then any of the other tries.
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#19
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
oh well, at least your floppypick, and floppypick is cool anyways...

What about me? I'm pretty cool too. Anyways, a horny teenager is a douchebag
#21
Quote by stratkat
for a second I htought i'd accidently clicked s&l forum:/
This belongs there.


Eh, they're all serious and stuff, this was not a serious song, therefore it belongs in a non serious place.

You can be a teenager and not be a douchebag, I would know
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#22
Quote by metaldud536
What about me? I'm pretty cool too. Anyways, a horny teenager is a douchebag

Metaldud, you have definately inflicted the most lulz on my stomach from the very start.

(in a non-homo way)
I'm Steve
#23
What about Thanksgiving?
Everywhere I go, I see Christmas decorations even though its only November. Guess Americans forgot about it.
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#25
looks like a dumb country song
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#27
Quote by keithmoon15
looks like a dumb country song


Well, hundreds of crappy country, and rap songs become famous..

So there is hope!
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#28
Quote by floppypick
Well, hundreds of crappy country, and rap songs become famous..

So there is hope!

yep.
I'm Steve
#29
Quote by metaldud536
No. It looks like it was written by a douchebag.



or a man with a drinking problem...........but only on christmas
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#31
Quote by metaldud536
No. It looks like it was written by a douchebag.


no refference to pokemon ?

what ? what ?

What ???????

Madness !
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.