#1
Hi, my history class has en extra credit assignment and I need some veterans te help me out.

What I need is...

Your name (first/last)
What part of the armed services you served in.
Your rank.
What war / conflict you served in.
Where you live now. (City / State, not your address)

And for the heck of it perhaps a story from your time in the service.

Any help from the pit would be much appreciated!
#2
Name: Roland Doobies
Service: Green Team
Rank: Toker
Conflict: Dorito Storm
Live Now: A couch
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#4
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I'm right here. If you think I'm giving out my name and address on an internet forum you're dumber than the sob that told me to shoot at that tank.
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#6
Name: Sir Randolf Poonjabber III
Service: Muffin Munching Terrorists
Rank: Elite Noob Smashing Overlord
Conflict: Bakery Battle of '04
Live Now: Mars
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#7
Your name: Ado Tokiba
What part of the armed services you served in- Galactic Republic
Your rank- Lt.
What war / conflict you served in- Battle of Naboo
Where you live now- Naboo
#8
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Name: Roland Doobies
Service: Green Team
Rank: Toker
Conflict: Dorito Storm
Live Now: A couch


I think I would lose points for this one... I might put it on an extra card.
#10
Your name (first/last): Captain Lavurnius Tucker
What part of the armed services you served in: Secret mafia
Your rank: n00b slayer
What war / conflict you served in: WW3
Where you live now. (City / State, not your address) Middle Earth
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#12
Your name: Rambo, John.
What part of the armed services you served in: US military
Your rank: Sergeant
What war / conflict you served in: Vietnam
Where you live now: Burma

Personal quote: "When you're pushed... killing is as easy as breathing."
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#13
Your name: Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
What part of the armed services you served in: UNIT (Unified Intelligence Taskforce)
Your rank: Brigadier
What war / conflict you served in: All since 1963
Where you live now: Manchester, England
#14
Name: John Sidney McCain III
Service: Air Force
Rank: Captain
Conflict: Vietnam
Live now: Depends. You want all nine?
kill all humans
#15
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I think I would lose points for this one... I might put it on an extra card.


That would be epic, btw, sorry for derailing your thread, it was just supposed to be a joke I'm such a bad influence
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


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#16
Name: Iroquois Pliskin
Service: Philanthropy
Rank: Lt.
Conflict: Big Shell
Live Now: Classified
#17
Your name: Stevie Nicks
What part of the armed services you served in: Styx
What war / conflict you served in:1980's death metal scene
Where you live now: Is stevie nicks dead yet?
#18
Don C.
US Army 1-504th PIR Ft. Bragg NC.
Staff Sergeant/E6
Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Grenada.
Peace keeping duty in the Sinai between Egyptian and Israeli forces.
Gregory Mi.

You got 1 real one. Only cause tomorrow is Veterans day.
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#19
Michael Collins
Irish Republican Army 1916-1922
General
Ireland
I lead the IRA to drive the British out of Ireland, sadly i was killed in the civil war that followed the treaty between Britain and Ireland.
#20
Pancake Head (i'm unoriginal /)_(\)
Pokemon Rangers Brigade
HaX0R PWNz0R
The Great Pokeball Shortage of 03
Pallet Town near some annoying kid that yells "Gotta Catch'em All" and seems to enjoy the sound of his own voice...

We were surrounded by a whole tribe of rattatas and beedrills luckily there was a Pit Dwelling Bulbasaur who preceeded to tentacle rape them all.Needless to say i caught it afterwards and use him on many "special " occasions. >__>
#21
Your name (first/last): Paploo
What part of the armed services you served in: Ewok military
Your rank: Ewok warrior
What war / conflict you served in: Battle of Endor
Where you live now: a large floating metal piece of the remains of the 2nd deathstar. ecological systems formed on it capable of sustaining life.
#22
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Don C.
US Army 1-504th PIR Ft. Bragg NC.
Staff Sergeant/E6
Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Grenada.
Peace keeping duty in the Sinai between Egyptian and Israeli forces.
Gregory Mi.

You got 1 real one. Only cause tomorrow is Veterans day.


Thanks man!

Any cool stories?
#23
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Thanks man!

Any cool stories?


Have him tell you about the time he got kicked out of germany.
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