K cool.

EDIT: I just noticed that the news report showed so much more respect than any american news cast or channel...

imagine his sex life!!!! ........*looks around*.......or not....?
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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for those who like to mosh, but just wanna cuddle afterwards

smashing pumkins fans=)^
Lulz cool
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Now when people say "Congratulations, I heard you just had a baby" you can say "Thanks! It was delicious."

/#1 reason for having a kid.

PSN: YosemiteSam13
i think the average out of shape male is like .7-.8 horsepower, but 30,00 men = 300 hp?

must be 30,000 of the biggest pussy men ive ever heard of
I call shenanigans
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Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
"Strong guy: I must have sex with my wives 15 times a day
reporter: how are you possibly able to do that?
Strong guy: there is no god but Allah and Mohammad is his prophet"

made me lol
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Fucking win S&R!
I laughed at this comment:

what is this ****** bullshit. this guy is on summin'. mmhmm. he think that god exist. no he doesnt. no he certainly does not. i used to be a believe praying amen ******s. den dis priest he tries to cum onto me. i says: no u didn' beeeeyatch. he fondled ma titties- then tried to rape me mmhm. but he got into my boy- he shoved his ****** **** in ma baby. i says no u didn'. i says no ther is no god. WHY DID THE PRIEST HAVE TO RAPE MA BABY BEEEYATCH????????? NO MORE AMEN- THERE IS NO GOD MMMMMHHHMMM
He has sex with his wives FIFTEEN time a day?!

... I don't think I've had sex 15 times yet!

FUREDIT: He claims he has never slept since the day he was born... technically... he should be dead.
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How many mods does it take ban half of the pit?
one, Carmel.

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'The incredible hulk'

I'm sorry, but this guy doesn't even qualify, I mean' c'mon, he's not even green!
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I'd like to see any of those meathead homophobes look a Spartan in the eye and call him a fag.